For me, the leaked Melania Trump Christmas rant was her "Access Hollywood" Tape

[Miles Archer]

You've probably seen the story about Melania Trump spending all of 2 minutes and 50 seconds at a "Christmas Event"

I've never been a fan of her work (including her creepy-assed fake-assed James Bond CosPlay T&A photos).

But, I have to say that just like my stomach was turned when Trump's Access Hollywood tape was aired, I felt like I knew all I needed to know about Melania Trump, and the real person behind that ridiculous, over-done fake smile she flashes when the cameras are on her once I heard her f-bomb Christmas rant, including some riffing on kids in cages.

I thought she was angry, bipolar, moody, entitled, foul-mouthed and self-pitying, a self-created martyr.

And she stole a speech from Michelle Obama, too.

So I figure that if she high-tails it out of an event in under 3 minutes, then the people in attendance at the event were the real winners. She's a creep.

[underpants]

1. She was allowed out for 3 minutes?

I give her a pass on this. The music was actually nice.

[Ilsa]

2. Proof that money can't buy happiness.

I suspect those diamonds and designer clothes aren't very cuddly at night.

[mercuryblues]

3. They are all a mass

of putrid flesh. You can put all their attributes together and still not get 1 positive thing out of them.

IMO there is something twisted the way she follows Barron around.

[dem4decades]

4. JFK had The First Family, Trump has The Worst Family

[Silent Type]

5. She reminds me of Natasha on The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.

[The Roux Comes First]

6. Sorry, for Me Not Nearly Dark and Sinister Enough

And that one had a sense of humor, if I am recalling correctly.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. I like the casual look: high heels and a white bathrobe.

Who wouldn't step outside in their bathrobe to shoo the horses off the lawn?