WITCH HUNT! All Kash Patel wanted to do was use the "Official FBI Jet" for his personal travel! Is that so WRONG?

[Miles Archer]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kash-facing-axe-over-misuse-of-government-jet/

Kash Patel may soon be removed as FBI director because President Donald Trump is tiring of the headlines caused by his use of a government jet and his alleged insistence that a SWAT team protect his country singer girlfriend, according to a report.

Trump is reportedly considering replacing Patel, 45, with senior FBI official Andrew Bailey.

[Bluestocking]

1. A grifters gotta grift. It's who they are.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. I actually think he is not the worst of the Cabinet

but what do I know.

[underpants]

3. They are all 3rd string JV

but they’re loyal. They may suck and lose all the time but they are loyal.

[Miles Archer]

4. Oh, he's not. That's for sure.

I'm tempted to say Miller, but I think it's Russell Vought, the guy Trump didn't know, author of the project Trump never heard of, who had a gig about 30 seconds after Trump was sworn in.

[Emile]

5. Kash Patel has had good teacher or role model.

Trump has been stealing from tax payers his whole entire life.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

6. Will his girlfriend leave him?

[Miles Archer]

7. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he breaks it to her.

PATEL: Hey baby, you know that SWAT team I've had guarding you?
GIRLFRIEND: Yes, oh, that's so sweet, I love it.
PATEL: Well, um...you see, what I'm trying to say is...um...
GIRLFRIEND: Go ahead sweetie, what are you trying to tell me?
PATEL: Well, how would you feel if you didn't have it anymore?
GIRLFRIEND: I'd feel like telling you I'm changing the locks after you move out BY FRIDAY.



I keep thinking about how Don Jr.'s girlfriend admitted he was her second choice after ELON MUSK.

I do get the fact that he's the world's richest man. But that FACE...and that VOICE to go with it. That smug effeminate crappy Bond villain thing, Like Mike Myers' Dr Evil. And that FACE. And to take Don Jr as a consolation prize, who's even worse.

So how Patel's girlfriend did the math and decided that face and that personality all balanced out with his money and power makes sense "on paper," but not too far beyond that.

[allegorical oracle]

8. Patel always looks like a guy who just stuffed a dead body into the trunk of

his car.

[Miles Archer]

10. He looks like an extra from the set of the movie "Manos, The Hand Of Fate."

Bad movie fans and fans of bad movies on MST3K know exactly what I'm talking about.

[tanyev]

9. Maybe she'll stay in touch with some of the members of her SWAT team.

[Blue Owl]

11. He is, after all, just a humble diaper boy