So, do you think the turkeys should refuse their pardon?

[mr715]

It is a cute tradition, but unless we stop serving turkey it really just passes the beak.

In any case, now Gobbles (which is really too close for comfort) has been pardoned and therefore cannot profess innocence.

[Traildogbob]

1. So were they Pardoned

Turkeys that were raping chicks?

[mr715]

8. Ooof

Keep the butterballs away from Vance

[Endlessmike56]

2. Probably shouldn't refuse the pardon.

They would probably be roasted by the media.

[Intractable]

3. A pardon is an admission of guilt.

Turkeys should go out screaming I'm innocent! The chicken did it.

[Vinca]

4. Junior will probably shoot them before they leave the White House grounds.

[mr715]

5. Incredible mental image, yet sad

I'm going to admit that I find turkeys kind of cute.

[mercuryblues]

6. Take the pardon, The rest is all gravy

[mr715]

7. Well, thank you

This is the type of punnage I was hoping to read.

[mr715]

10. Awesome. Full marks.

Well done, PeaceWave.


(Sorry)
Edit: Well done, but not overcooked.

[Sneederbunk]

11. Pardon? The turkeys must own a lot of crypto.

[mr715]

12. Crazy

Turkeys can't invest in crypto!

[mr715]

13. Secondary noticing.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-adds-two-thanksgiving-turkeys-long-list-second-term-pardons-rcna245820


The turkeys are also very, very white.