Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Infected burn from mishandled soldering iron?

Crushed in on-set accident during filming of Rush Hour 4?

Hopelessly tied up and left in the forest by people who know how to be prepared?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Challenged Mark Kelly to a fight

and it didn't turn out well for him.

[MiHale]

2. The arrow showing his plummeting polls...

Went straight through his head…whoops!

[malaise]

3. No but there is this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220831408

[SheltieLover]

37. Not that I feel any empathy for him, but can you imagine the horror of not feeling well & being dependent on natasha?

[Joinfortmill]

4. Still hoping Satan comes for his boy.

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

8. I don't think it can get any colder 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

9. True. Tomorrow is T-Day, so one does hope that we will have something

very special for which to be thankful.

[SheltieLover]

18. What a splendid Thanksgiving that would be!

[niyad]

20. Yes!!!!!

[SheltieLover]

22. That would certainly redefine the words gratitude, thanksgiving, & joy!

[niyad]

24. Yes!!!

[SheltieLover]

25. And oh so many more: celebration being among them, with democracy at the center of the group.

[surfered]

28. Keep hope alive!

[SheltieLover]

19. Young enough that there is plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Grim Chieftain]

36. Love your optimism, niyad

[jls4561]

6. Gobble and Waddle, the official turkeys named after tRump's daily activities, refused to pardon him.

Then Sarah Palin invited him to be in her latest Thanksgiving video.

[surfered]

7. Mistakenly took an Acme rocket ride instead of SpaceX

[twodogsbarking]

10. Leave some wimmin for us. Terrific.

[SheltieLover]

17. Better odds of survival on an Acme rocket

[niyad]

21. That was my thought as well.

[SheltieLover]

23. Great minds...

Fleaon has that ruskie engineering effect on successful missions...

[twodogsbarking]

11. Melaaaaaniaaaah gave him a hair cut with an electric chain saw. The headless President.

[2MuchNoise]

12. His head would still be yappin'

and his body would be running in circles flapping its arms like its playing the accordion.

[twodogsbarking]

32. Like a, well, chicken.

[LymphocyteLover]

13. Maybe he'll pass away at the thought of having to serve a 27 year sentence like his crooked pal Jair?

[NNadir]

14. Wandered off in a state related to his dementia...

...and drowned in the Potomac river?

[2MuchNoise]

26. How would we clean up THAT toxic waste spill?

[NNadir]

27. I know. It's a big problem treating dyes in water. An orange Potomac is...

...not a pleasant thought.

[NBachers]

15. First thing I check when I roll out of bed in the morning.

[NNadir]

35. Won't it be great to roll out of bed and find that the question's been answered?

[SheltieLover]

16. Mistaken for an overgrown rotting pumpkin & hauled off to compost pit?

[surfered]

30. Rotting pumpkin head

[SheltieLover]

33. Yes! You nailed it, as always!

Dear Great Pumpkin...pls do something about your evil cousin. Love that one!

[Blumancru]

29. Takes direct hit to his NULVA from steel rimmed bowler hat thrown by that microcephalic yamhead Steven Cheung

Vertebrae shatter like a ketchup bottle thrown against the wall.
Mailorderia then has an affair with Jimmy Kimmel.

I am going to use the word NULVA as often as I can, as people seem to like it. I have no other way to describe that thing on the front of his neck.
If we all use NULVA, maybe we can get it in the dictionary as a new word.

Legal Disclaimer and release: While I am the author and sole originator of the word NULVA, I make no legal clain to copyright ownership, and hereby gift NULVA to the world for non-profit use including but not limited to ridicule and humiliation of a certain orange human who has a prominent NULVA.

[milestogo]

31. Soon, I hope.

Very soon.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. One day this will be a national holiday

Link to tweet

[Pluvious]

38. The Simpsons Prophet updates his prediction...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRfOg_PDGdN/

[Blue Owl]

39. I got a big giant fork ready to stick in him when he's finally done

[Initech]

40. AF1 disappeared off radar after Elon and Duffy meddle with air traffic controllers?

[bluestarone]

41. He would have been but

The DEVIL cannot find TSF's death files. they have disappeared.

[hlthe2b]

42. "Sigh... "

"ok"... "unhappy, but ok..."