I'm guessing that those turkeys pardoned by TSF will still be on a dinner table somewhere...he lies about everything.

[wcmagumba]

[Progressive dog]

1. Yeah but

they didn't show sufficient gratitude.

[Botany]

2. The thanksgiving turkey we eat isn't designed to last much past thanksgiving.

Huge breasts, short legs, and they are grown to be harvested in the fall.

[RockRaven]

3. Optimistic to think they won't simply be destroyed and wasted.

With his usual malicious destruction he doesn't even get any use out of what he ruins.

[Sneederbunk]

4. They have to live long enought to pay off TSF for the pardons.

[usonian]

5. And so will he. WARNING, this may turn you vegetarian.