BREAKING: JD Vance hates eating turkey. EDITED - misheard it. 🦃

[underpants]

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[Samael13]

1. I mean i dont like turkey either i smoke a brisket lol

[Jerry2144]

20. I smoke my turkey

It’s better. But still a bit boring. It helps to have beer. Lots of beer

[Samael13]

23. I mean beer and smoking meats go together to begin with

[wcmagumba]

25. Where do you get the giant rolling papers? Just kid, enjoy the bird and have a Happy Thanksgiving...

[Jerry2144]

33. I use ink paper butcher paper (not lined)

And roll it tightly.

I tried smoking hash long ago. I couldn't get the corned beef to stay lit. And I once snorted coke, but kept sneezing from the bubbles.

[Traildogbob]

2. With Trump's ass on his lips and tongue

What the hell would taste good?

[MustLoveBeagles]

5. Ikr?

[Traildogbob]

6. Probably some crusty

Residual all up in that Masculine beard of his too.
Kegsbreath cringes at that facial Pubic display.

[MustLoveBeagles]

8. Lol....Ew

[Ocelot II]

3. That's not what he actually said -

he said "You're full of shit" if you claim to really like turkey. Turkey doesn't taste like shit - the white meat, at least, tastes like drywall. I like the drumsticks.

[underpants]

18. Thanks edited the subject line.

[Jerry2144]

34. I'm not sure I know what shit or drywall taste like

[Irish_Dem]

4. I am thinking this guy must be on drugs.

What kind of politician puts down Thanksgiving dinner?

[RandySF]

7. I also hate turkey.

We get a ham or some kind of seafood.

[Botany]

9. What an ignorant dill weed.

“Turkey farming is valuable to the U.S. economy through direct and total economic impacts, job creation, and tax revenue. The industry has a direct economic impact of around $35-$36 billion and a total economic impact of over $100 billion, while supporting more than 387,000 to 450,000 jobs across the
country.”

Production value: In 2024, the value of turkey production was estimated to be around $275 million.
Jobs: The industry creates approximately 18,891 jobs annually in Ohio.
Earnings: It generates about $1.1 billion in earnings for the state.

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Btw Turkey tastes good.

[B.See]

10. So does J(ust) D(umb), no doubt.

[ColoringFool]

11. Maybe Edit Thread Title? Misquoted. N/T

[underpants]

22. I did.

[yorkster]

12. What an utter ass he is.

[Grim Chieftain]

13. Well, he would know

[Celerity]

14. I do not care for turkey at all. Vastly overrated.

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Never Would Have Imagined...

...that Vance & I have something in common.
I thought commonality was at dead zero.

[ret5hd]

21. well, i like couches...

but i just want to take a nap so i don’t know if that counts or not.

[ProfessorGAC]

27. Well Done!

[spanone]

16. Fuck this idiot. 'You're all full of shit" what a great orater.

NOFUCKINGBODYLIKESVANCE.

[Loryn]

17. How charming.

[bronxiteforever]

19. Be honest with yourself who really likes JD Vance?

You are full of shit if you say you do.

[underpants]

24. Peter Thiel likes him. That seems to be all that matters.

[Rebl2]

26. I like

smoked turkey, but other than that not so much.

[Blue Owl]

28. Go fuck a moldy sofa, JD

Nobody cares what you think

[Greg_In_SF]

29. Who gives a shit?

I don't like Turkey either.

[uponit7771]

30. People who want to afford turkey for TG, they're trynna make the case no one wants it

.. cause this year it's more expensive....there is always something slimy about the way MAGA moves

[Prairie Gates]

31. This is why Trump picked him: he's so painfully awkward that the GOP might back a third term to

avoid having to pretend to support his goofy ass.

Who drags turkey right before serving a turkey dinner?

Yes, nobody likes turkey, it's a garbage meat. But there's a time and a place for everything.

[Disaffected]

32. Phooey.

A properly cooked turkey with real gravy (made with the pan drippings, not that gross canned crap), bread stuffing made with poultry seasoning and cranberry sauce is unbeatable IMO (OK, smoked brisket is a close second).

Anyhow, what a dumbass comment whether or not he likes turkey.

[Emrys]

35. Christ, he really has his finger on the pulse of the age's most pressing issues, huh?

Trump looks on the verge of sending the military into South America, and possibly whatever part of Africa he can remember the name of on a given day, the last week's been convulsed by Trump casually trying to sell a beleaguered Eastern European country and its allies into death or servitude under his pal Putin's whip by posing a potentially existential dilemma which it's obvious Vance colluded in provoking from cowardly hiding with poorly disguised glee, his party's on the verge of imploding, and he wants to play the edgy wannabe standup in front of a literally captive audience with turkey "jokes".

Now, if he'd asked, "When did you last have to stand around bored out your mind on an airfield listening to a puffed-up 200-pound turkey droning on and on about utter shite?" that might have been a zinger and at least got some sincere laughs.

Anyway, I can't recall the last time I ate turkey (prefer a decent chicken that's preferably not been tortured and terrorized, or a capon if we're really pushing the boat out), but he's as full of shit himself on that "How many times did you roast an 18-pound turkey just randomly?" as much as everything else he smugly spouts.

It seems the snobby faux hillbilly's above shopping, let alone eating, among the plebs, or he'd have seen turkey crowns and various other bits of the bird in just about any supermarket. And don't get me started on turkey burgers, turkey nuggets, turkey strips, turkey tenders, ground turkey and any other form of one of the cheapest sources of animal protein in America in these desperate economic times thanks to Vance and his useless fuckwit boss.

[underpants]

36. Great post. I totally agree.

and possibly whatever part of Africa he can remember the name of on a given day,




The comments on the X post are that between his mother, grandmother, and wife (cheap frankly racist shot) he’s never had a well cooked turkey.

[usonian]

37. I'll bet he eats turkey.