Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Raging mesothelioma from talcum powder used to treat his diaper rash?

Run over by car that should have had automatic emergency braking?

Stroked out in rage when someone suggested that he should be thankful?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. White House turkey broke out

and pecked him to death.

[malaise]

14. You win the thread

Today😀

[surfered]

2. #1 as FDA drops rule for testing for asbestos in talcum powder

Rectal mesothelioma?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. We are waiting

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

4. "No?"...

"Then why the hell did you wake me up!!!?"

[Blumancru]

5. Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition

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He invites Mohammed Bone Sawtan to the White House for Thanksgiving dinner, and offers him the honor of beheading the turkey in the magnificent new Roy Cohn Ballroom. Bone Sawtan has forgotten his glasses, and, mistaking the Chomo In Chief’s NULVA for the turkey’s neck, beheads him in one clean whack with a hatchet.

Mailorderia elopes with Gaetz, who reminds her of a meth version of Donny Osmond, her teenage crush.

[SheltieLover]

6. No but if he croaks today, the entire world will be grateful

Happy Thankagiving, DUers!

[Orrex]

7. I hate to say it, but I kind of hope that he lives through the holidays

If he dies between now and New Years, MAGAts and the media will play it as some sort of divine ascension, continuing the push to deify him.

[SheltieLover]

8. Jfc, you are probably right...

[Blumancru]

9. I understand what you are saying but if it happened now

That would make the Holidays a little more special.

[niyad]

11. They are going to deify him no matter when it happens. The sooner,

the better.

[surfered]

16. Agreed, it would make the Holidays truly joyous!

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[GopherGal]

24. But how can he depose Charlie Kirk?

their current deity?

[niyad]

25. kkkirk will never have existed!

[2MuchNoise]

12. All I want for Christmas is...

[electric_blue68]

17. BWAH! 👍😄😄😄

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains uunopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

20. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Patience is wearing thin, along with shoe leather from tapping foot impatiently...

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

13. No but

He’s getting there

https://democraticunderground.com/100220833752

[Wicked Blue]

15. Redacted by the FBI

[electric_blue68]

18. No cheering, and car honking yet....

So I guess not.
DRAT! :drumsfingers:

[surfered]

19. Hopefully Soon

[Joinfortmill]

21. No, goddammit!

[mountain grammy]

22. my wishbone wish is that he swallows one..

[BWdem4life]

23. I am thankful

that there is a minute chance that he never existed in the first place in some alternate universe.

[Buns_of_Fire]

26. Tossed out of a helicopter. As God is my witness, I thought he could fly. nt