Trump claims he personally redesigned Coast Guard ships because he's a "looks" person

[highplainsdem]

Trump claims he personally redesigned Coast Guard ships because he’s a “looks” person

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-11-28T00:17:36.974Z

[Ocelot II]

1. Are they to be refitted with golden deck and rigging hardware?

[viva la]

2. Is this at all likely?

I kind of wish he'd appoint himself "interior decorator in chief" and quit the presidency.

No, wait, his "interior decorating' included tearing down 1/3rd of the White House, with absolutely no permission, permits, or analysis.

And of course presumably everyone just ... went along with it.

[malaise]

3. Excuse me!

Didn’t he say he doesn’t draw after the Epstein birthday card showed up?

[RandySF]

4. One day

I want one 24-hour period in which I don’t hear or see that motherfucker’s name, quote or voice. I’ve never seen an adult require so much attention.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

5. Donald Trump is just a peacock of a man.

[WmChris]

6. That's

Truly insulting to peacocks.

[pfitz59]

7. He looks extremely weak and pale

Nit fit at all. And his dementia is really showing. 'Water Storms'.

[Blumancru]

8. How will they tell one Coast Guard vessel from another

When they all have “TRUMP” painted in gold letters on the hull?

[Permanut]

9. Cadet Bonespurs knows nothing about ship design..

Coast guard and Navy craft are designed for FUNCTION, not "looks".