Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed in Black Friday stampede at Home Depot while buying more tacky gold knickknacks?

Immolated by the ghost of Benjamin Banneker?

Disintegrated by the raw irony of calling someone else "a stupid person?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Coldwater]

1. No but

I support

[surfered]

9. Or

[surfered]

10. I'm so ready for his MacFuneral

[SheltieLover]

12. Understatement of the century!

[SheltieLover]

2. Wattle caused him to be mistaken for a wild turkey?

[Orrex]

4. Nice one!

[SheltieLover]

11. Ty. I love your #3!

Jfc, what's going to.be next, "I'm rubber & you're glue & whatever you say bounces off me & sticks to you?"

Or...

"I know you are, but what am I?" Loaded question that would be...

[GopherGal]

22. But the hungry turkey hunter was disappointed

... when she tried to fill the, er, "stuffing cavity" and found there were a half dozen Supreme Court justices wedged in there along with dozens of senators and a disgraced Kennedy.

[SheltieLover]

29. Bazinga! You win the thread!

Pedo party...

[WestMichRad]

3. We all hope!

[bdamomma]

5. Let's think

hard enough.

I'm back DU family!!!

[niyad]

18. Welcome back!

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

13. Plenty of time for the fortunate event

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

17. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. Always the optimist. NT

[SheltieLover]

14. Hold the vision, Jeeves!.

[SheltieLover]

15. Torn in half during tug of war between karma & cholesterol?

[Tanuki]

16. Mistaken for a leftover blimp from the Macys Thanksgiving Parade

and accidentally stabbed to death by a worker trying to let the air out of him?

.webp

[Joinfortmill]

19. I'll take 'just fucking dead' any way we can get it.

[bluestarone]

20. Yea, still alive because they didn't count the mail in ballots.

DAM,DAM,DAM!!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. For trump's eulogy

[twodogsbarking]

23. The wish bone from our turkey worked.

[MiHale]

24. Starting to believe prayer doesn't work...

[cstanleytech]

25. Evil never dies it simply finds a new face unfortunately.

[underpants]

26. Walmart apparently is on it

Saved from Tuesday
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20830293

[SheltieLover]

30. Hahaha!

[niyad]

34. Visualization time, everyone!!!

[Blumancru]

27. While flying to Log O Mierda for his weekly golfing vacation

Air traffic controllers fall asleep. Hair Farce One continues south into the Caribbean and is shot down by the US Navy, which is on high alert for the upcoming invasion of Venezuela.

[hlthe2b]

28. "May he 'croak' alone as we shop (local shops only, please) and WATCH COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!"

"GO DAWGS!"

[AnotherMother4Peace]

31. He's becoming more vicious as he experiences mental, physical, emotional decline. tRump is evil at the very core.

That's all he has left. He's losing control of his abilities. He's trying to lean on his "flying monkeys" and his loyal following. MTG was a major defection, and others might be seeing his age related vulnerabilities and do the same. BUT there are others like Putin, Stephen Miller that will exploit his weakness and prop him up with puppetry.

[Blue Owl]

32. Black Friday would be a great day for the reaper to come a-slashin'

[BWdem4life]

33. Which one?

tRump or Putin?

[niyad]

35. Both. xi and kimmie as well! and orban aand bibi.