Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Decapitated after his wattle got caught in an escalator?

Embolism from hastily swapped-out infusion needle?

Stroked out while formally re-christening The Republican Party as The Trump-fluffers?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[surfered]

1. No, but on a positive note...

Keep hope alive

[SheltieLover]

2. Stumbled into the Lincoln Reflecting Pool & held under just long enough by angry taxpayers?

Sadly, DU will not allow me to paste again.

[2MuchNoise]

3. GOF the Grand Old Fluffers

[malaise]

4. No but

This will help😀
https://democratic/

[murielm99]

7. Orrex is just having some fun and expressing a widely held sentiment.

Many of us here and politically active and well informed. Lighten up.

[murielm99]

9. Cunning stunts?

Oh, buddy, you are asking for it. We have seen that one here before.

[obamanut2012]

11. We are know you are calling us c@@ts

We all know what "cunning stunts" means. A nice sexist spoonerism

We all see you.

[COL Mustard]

13. I've got to stop sleeping in on Sundays!

I missed all the excitement!!!

[Orrex]

15. Right? I signed off to take care of a few things and missed the fun.

[twodogsbarking]

16. Sleep in buddy. Your friends got your cover.

[surfered]

22. Me too!

[obamanut2012]

33. lol it was a very obvious troll

They had been here a few days and just couldn't help themselves.

[surfered]

25. Yeah, it's not like we're taking a gallows with a noose to the White House, battling Capitol Police, and breaking in.

[Joinfortmill]

12. Your post contains much that could be discussed, but not here. Here we answer one question only.

[milestogo]

14. Hopefully today is the day.

He's already had too long in this life.

[twodogsbarking]

17. Died from a cunning stunt, performed by who else, Melaaaaaaaaaaniaaaaaaah.

[Orrex]

19. lol

I'm old enough to remember when a formerly prominent DUer was pizza'ed in part because they referred to a Democratic candidate that way and then feigned innocence when called out for it.

Sorry I missed today's fine contributor before they got booted.

[twodogsbarking]

20. I too missed it. People come in many colors, sizes and acumen. I love the smell of DU in the morning.

[obamanut2012]

34. I had comepletely forgotten about that happening!

Cannot remember teh DUer's name. Would be funny if they were the Zombie of that poster.

[twodogsbarking]

18. His departure could save countless lives in every corner of the world.

[Gimpyknee]

21. Nope.

[AllaN01Bear]

23. dang nabbit james t. kirk. every day i check this space hoping.

[hlthe2b]

24. "Strike Force on its way!"

[surfered]

26. Reserves

[hlthe2b]

28. what faces!

[SheltieLover]

30. Adorable!

Unlike the regeime.

[MustLoveBeagles]

35. Cute 🥰

The squatter in chief is jealous.

[Ocelot II]

27. But isn't it just a little comforting to know that when you or I finally check out,

people won't be celebrating in the streets? I'm old, I don't have a big circle of friends, most of my family is gone, and not a lot of people will miss me - but at least I know for sure that my departure won't make millions of people happy. That's something, anyhow. And I hope I outlive him long enough to be among those millions of people.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. In this case I don't care if there's no privacy.

[surfered]

31. That alone is worth the cost of any green fee.

[sop]

32. The next meal...

[msfiddlestix]

36. Right? I just want to say how come he's not dead yet?!