The cooks have to stand outside and block the window for him.

[Kingofalldems]

I guess so no reporters can get a photo. This one may have been leaked?

This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-11-30T17:51:38.383Z

[Walleye]

1. Looks like it may have been taken by one of the people in the restaurant. It's easy to sneak a photo these days.

[Mossfern]

2. Is he asleep?

n/t

[bif]

3. In all fairness, he may just have been blinking.

Nah, fuck it, he's falling asleep mid meal. The old coot belongs in a senior living facility.

[pnwest]

7. Indeed, how many times have you paused a show and landed on an unfortunate facial expression

...on one of the actors. This COULD be just a blink. More inclined to believe an AP photo...

[a kennedy]

11. No, he belongs in jail!!!!!

🤬 🤬 🤬

[kerry-is-my-prez]

20. I work at a Mental Health Facility across the state where he belongs.

He has several mental health disorders that put all of us in danger.

[Norrrm]

12. Lonnnnng blinks.

[Sanity Claws]

13. Look at his gaping mouth

Your mouth doesn't drop open if you're blinking.

[allegorical oracle]

26. He's probably talking. He's rarely quiet. nt

[tonkatoy8888]

4. Hmmm

I think that might be JD outside looking in. Or else, he's there to take one for our fat ass President.

Hey, two birds with one stone.

[Ilsa]

5. He's gagging on cheap grill food at The 19th Hole at

Mara-Lardo. Really, it looks like he's about to vomit.
As for the little sign, I suppose he needs to be reminded who he is.

[Submariner]

6. 47: The Terrorist Dictator of the United States of America

A next level pathological liar psycho money launderer for Russian oligarchs with our fucking nuclear codes. Just wonderful.

He looks like maybe he will do a Tim Russert-like collapse on camera for us soon.

[FakeNoose]

8. He wears the hat on days when he's too lazy to fix his hairdo

No seriously look at the wispy strands of hair hanging out the sides and back. No wig on today.

Also ... this is a new hat he's wearing. The goal is to sell the MAGAs an all-new red hat because they stopped buying the old ones.

[KS Toronado]

16. He also doesn't have his orange paint on

I'm betting he's eating at mar-a-largeo, guy standing outside is to prevent photographers.

[kacekwl]

30. Can't afford blinds ?

Dipshit.

[ananda]

9. Maybe it helps him remember who he is.

!@#$%

[erronis]

10. Don't need no cooks to give him his swill. Maybe some poison tasters.

Stevie Miller is keeping him alive with babies' blood in the ketchup bottle.

[Tatou]

14. That ear

That ear looks very good, no? Perfect healing!

[Blumancru]

22. When you have perfect genetics, you can magically regenerate body parts

Or maybe he was treated using one of those Miracle Beds.
(Sarcasm alert)

[flashman13]

15. It is pretty obvious that this is his base state. When he goes out in public they pump him up with something.

Der original Fuhrer was like this in the end. His quack Doctor Morell kept him flying on all sorts of drug cocktails.

[littlemissmartypants]

28. I agree, flashman13. Excellent point.

It's worth the time to take a look at Morrell's bio:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Morell
Substances administered to Hitler...
Morell kept a medical diary of the drugs, tonics, vitamins, and other substances he administered to Hitler, usually by injection (up to 20 times per day) or in pill form.

We can hope he's put our Sec. Of Health in charge of his medical treatments. If only.

He's definitely being drugged, imo.

[flashman13]

33. Morell was a big fan of cocaine.

[littlemissmartypants]

36. Which he administered to Hitler combined with adrenaline via eye drops. Yikes.

[flashman13]

37. That should cop a pretty good buzz. Yikes indeed!

[littlemissmartypants]

38. Apparently, Hitler was his own private science experiment.

[3catwoman3]

17. He looks slovenly and unkempt.

Or, should I just say he looks like shit?

[Blumancru]

19. When my father looked like this last year, he died two months later

of congestive heart failure. He was nearly 15 years older than Chitolini is now.
Get your champagne now, there may soon be a run on it.

[MurrayDelph]

23. Sorry about your dad

Hope you're right.

[Blumancru]

27. Thanks. He lived a long life.

We inherited a nice dog. Dad just went on a vacation to Florida (so did the dog), at least a small portion of Dad’s ashes did, in a cremation bracelet.

And we can finally turn Fox News off.

[Warpy]

21. Gotta move that merch, man

Shit aint ssllin like it used to.

[moniss]

24. I've commented before about what "no class" slobs

Crumb The 1st and Melanie are and the way they dress.In this picture notice the shoulder seam on the left arm and how it is way below the top line of the shoulder. this happens with men who are grossly obese. Manufacturers of these shirts, this is probably foreign made, make these in big and tall with a proportioning between the shoulder size/spread, neck size, length and girth. But big guys, I am one, will often struggle to find a shirt that is right in all of the proportions for them.

In other words if they find one that isn't too tight looking around the stomach it may be way too big in other areas. Also there isn't much standardization/quality control on a lot of this stuff. So a 3XL from one manufacturer might be the same girth as a 4XL from another but the other proportions are out of whack as well. My fellow big guys here on DU know the frustration of this sort of thing. One thing we do when we find something that fits right is to buy multiples of the same product in different colors/patterns. Until that manufacturer switches factories and then things don't fit anymore. But I digress.

The point here, and I've made before, is that here is this "billionaire big shot" and he doesn't bother to have clothes tailored to fit. Peanuts in cost compared to his pot of grifted money. Somebody probably brought him a 3XL, 4XL and a 5XL to try on before they sent them out for the patches to be sown on and any embroidery. So he tried them on until he decided one didn't bind him in girth too bad and they ordered a bunch and sent them for the needlework.

But instead of being self aware and caring about how his clothes fit and present to other people he just goes on looking dumpy and poorly put together. Amazing how a man so obsessed with how his hair looks obviously gives a crap less about how his clothes fit. You can be a big and tall size and look better by having a decent relationship with a good tailor to do alterations.

[Kali]

40. not just big guys!

[Mblaze]

25. It's like the tags on your underwear

When you went to camp as a pre-teen.

[littlemissmartypants]

29. My mom had special tags made for my sister I with our names printed on them...

That she sewed into everything. She was a wonderful mother. I miss her every day. She was my best friend.
💧❤️

[Mblaze]

35. That is wonderful. You're blessed.

[Kali]

41. my Mom did stuff like that . I was a bad kid though...

I was embarrassed by the excess stuff she did. nobody else's mother drew flowers on their lunch sacks with flair pens.

[Hugin]

43. I still have an envelope with a ribbon of those name tags.

Standard issue back then.

I keep intending on sewing them into a few things before my memory and manual dexterity are gone.

Mom drew the line at the bronzed baby shoes. On the other hand, the Trumps seem to have had their entire big baby bronzed.

[Raine]

31. Blocking windows to provide a shield against sniper fire. nt

[llmart]

32. If the photo quality was a tad bit better...

you'd see the drool running out the side of his mouth.

[Sogo]

34. I wonder who took that picture.

If TSF finds out, I'm sure they'll be banned from his club....

[oasis]

39. Miserable collection of dog vomit.

[Torchlight]

42. He's looking pretty weak and feebleminded these days

I'd hate to be one of his fans trying to pretend he's sharp and engaged, I'd be exhausted after the first few rationalizations.

[Hugin]

44. I'll say it again...

With nearly the entire population of the US to choose from THAT’S what the Republicans, MAGATs, and SCrOTUS chose as America’s first strong man/dictator/king/emperor.

I probably interact with a dozen better candidates every day.

Nice work, a$$holes.