Trump says he'll release MRI results; he doesn't know what part of his body was scanned

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Parker Molloy
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President Donald Trump speaks with reporters while in flight on Air Force One from his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Fla., to Joint Base Andrews, Sunday, Nov Read More
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— Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) 2025-12-01T01:45:31.913Z

[RockRaven]

1. Yeah, like: "President Donald J Trump has the best MRI, the most beautiful perfect MRI that

you've ever seen. Not many people have ever heard of such a wonderful MRI of any body part. I mean every body part. President Trump is perfectly healthy. Everything looks just like the most perfect body and organs and very good brain.

Signed -- A Very Real Doctor, The Most Genius Doctor"

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. In two weeks, he'll have the concept of a plan to release them?

I'm not holding my breath.

[SaydiTom]

3. maybe it was the mushroom??

[mcar]

4. I've had several MRIs over the years; you sure as hell know what's being scanned

That's the part of your body that's in the cylinder. So, unless he had a whole body MRI, he knows they scanned his pudding brain.

[Mossfern]

12. I've had lots of MRI's

In every case, my entire body was in the cylinder - even the MRIs for my brain.

eta:
I do know that each time I've had an MRI, the technician confirms with me which body part is being scanned and the reason for it. They also ask me about my symptoms. Is Trump so incurious that he didn't even ask?

If it's an MRI of the brain, they put your head in a kind of "cage" and strap it down - same for any other part of the body, like an arm or leg. No strapping for spine or internal organs other than the brain.

[mcar]

14. Your machine must be a lot longer than the one I've been in

I've had several MRIs of my neck over the years. My bottom half has never been in the machine.

[ProfessorGAC]

23. See My Post

I've been in the tube to about my knees every time.

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Same Here

In fact, because of MS, the only MRI scans I've ever had were brain, cervical spied & thoracic spine.
And I knew every time which they were doing.
Every 5 years for 30 years, so I'm talking a lot of scans.
And, as you said, I was in the tube to at least my knees.
I've heard that if they're scanning in the lower leg (peripheral neuropathy, I think) they put you in feet first so you're mostly out of the tube. But, I'm not sure if that's true because I've never had that done.

[mcar]

25. Either I'm tall or the MRI I've been in is short!

[ProfessorGAC]

32. I'm 5'9", So Neither Applies!

When one is average height, "too" doesn't work!

[LudwigPastorius]

5. I see Trump's got a new hair thing going on.

All he has to do now is grow a handlebar mustache and he'll look like the guy on the Pringles can.

[Mz Pip]

6. Along with those Epstein files.

We aren’t going to see either any time soon.

[Deuxcents]

7. Is that audit over so he can release his taxes?

[Silent Type]

8. Probably a good idea to give every Prez and other officials an annual full body scan and other tests.

[Ms. Toad]

9. Without thinking too hard, I've had at least 6

Forearm x 2 (cancer)
Brain x 1 (rule out acoustic neuroma)
Breast x 2 (cancer)
Left foot x 1 (diagnose morton's neuroma)

It would be hard to have no clue as to what part of the body was being examined - the relevant body part was centered in a big clanky machine for about 20 minutes.

[Catherine Vincent]

10. Huh? How could he not know?

And plus the patient would already see the results or be told about by his doctor.

[Emile]

13. Memory loss is a sign of dementia.

[Emrys]

11. I had an MRI earlier in the year

(they were checking out my enlarged prostate - scan indicated "no cause for concern", so it's just benign).

There'd be a clear giveaway if Trump was in any doubt why he was having the scan.

If they slid him into the machine butt-first, they were obviously checking out his brain.

[ProfessorGAC]

33. Beauty!

Having just had a full battery of scans for MS reasons in June, I definitely was not put it butt-first.

[bluestarone]

15. By saying this, he's admitting two things

1) if he doesn't know he's Dumber that shit.. 2) if he doesn't know he LYING!! I'm thinking 1 and 2 are BOTH true in his case!!!

[dalton99a]

16. Because his doctors said they wanted to give him an MRI for no apparent reason

[Torchlight]

18. Look like he doesn't spend an hour in front of the mirror primping every morning these days

He just looks weak and borderline infirm.

[bluesbassman]

19. Are the results going to be stapled to his tax returns?

Or is he still being audited so they can’t be released?

[Efilroft Sul]

20. I give it two weeks.

Morgan Freeman as Narrator: But he would not release his MRI results.

[spanone]

22. He 'knows' nothing.

[Happy Hoosier]

24. He is either lying or incredibly incurious.

MRI's are not done for routine exams. If they did an MRI, they had a specific concern they were investigating. And he certainly would have been told what that is. He is hiding it.

[Traildogbob]

26. It was his

Seriously balding skull. The Doctors said the image was a clean slate. He misinterpreted that meaning.
Clean slate means the slate was empty, nothing there, that slate was unused.

[Clouds Passing]

27. They will be faked just like the rest of his self.

[Emile]

28. Probably MRI on his diaper.

[louis-t]

29. Probably because he was asleep at the time.

Any excuse to take a nap. Such low energy.

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Even He Couldn't Sleep Through An MRI

Way to noisy. Gee, I can feel those sounds in my bones.
It's loud even with the earplugs in.

[MerryBlooms]

30. Trump's handlers aren't on MyChart 😂

[appmanga]

31. They scanned his head...

...and they found nothing.