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Coventina

(29,733 posts)
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:17 PM Dec 2025

When the orange buffoon finally croaks, besides dancing my feet bloody,

I want autopsy photos of his allegedly "wounded" ear.

You know, the one that was supposedly "shot."

I doubt I'll get my wish, but I'll console myself by urinating on his grave.

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When the orange buffoon finally croaks, besides dancing my feet bloody, (Original Post) Coventina Dec 2025 OP
There will be dancing in the streets. mr715 Dec 2025 #1
According to Eric Traildogbob Dec 2025 #2
He will be embalmed, put into a glass and gold box newdeal2 Dec 2025 #3
Stuff him and stand him up, with some imbedded animatronics. Buns_of_Fire Dec 2025 #10
Hope someone drops a bill to make his burial site a National Park open for urination and charge a fee. Silent Type Dec 2025 #4
Why wait to celebrate? The Blue Flower Dec 2025 #5
It was all done with AI ..... or is that A1? Inquiring minds want to know. usonian Dec 2025 #6
I want a photo of his..... IcyPeas Dec 2025 #7
Taxidermy Ol' TACO duckworth969 Dec 2025 #8
I'm really hoping to be able to throw piss on his grave, eventually. lark Dec 2025 #9

mr715

(3,564 posts)
1. There will be dancing in the streets.
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:18 PM
Dec 2025

His threshold moment will be the highest rated ever.

Traildogbob

(13,018 posts)
2. According to Eric
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:44 PM
Dec 2025

The ear was Shot half off. I have no idea why every reporter will not wear a Kotex on the ear during interview’s. Who gave him Kotex’s, Melania, Lara or Ivanka. Or does he keep his own in the bathroom with secret doc’s for leakage from the shroom?

newdeal2

(5,414 posts)
3. He will be embalmed, put into a glass and gold box
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:48 PM
Dec 2025

And be on display at his future tacky presidential library and hotel in Miami so that his sucker and loser supporters can literally pay their respects.

One final grift.

Buns_of_Fire

(19,161 posts)
10. Stuff him and stand him up, with some imbedded animatronics.
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 11:00 AM
Dec 2025
"Insert 50 cents to hear Dontar repeat one of his greatest insults - just for YOU!"

And for a dollar, he'll perform a short version of his famous dance that entertained people all over the world!
 

Silent Type

(12,412 posts)
4. Hope someone drops a bill to make his burial site a National Park open for urination and charge a fee.
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 11:51 PM
Dec 2025

Make it payable as reparations to all he has hurt.

IcyPeas

(25,475 posts)
7. I want a photo of his.....
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 12:29 AM
Dec 2025

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what did you think I was going to say?

lark

(26,081 posts)
9. I'm really hoping to be able to throw piss on his grave, eventually.
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:21 AM
Dec 2025

Dancing, cheering, drinking champagne, calling all my friends to celebrate - oh, and of course I'll be siging "Ding Dong the Filth is Dead, the stinky creepy traitor died!

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