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Coventina

(29,442 posts)
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:17 PM Dec 1

When the orange buffoon finally croaks, besides dancing my feet bloody,

I want autopsy photos of his allegedly "wounded" ear.

You know, the one that was supposedly "shot."

I doubt I'll get my wish, but I'll console myself by urinating on his grave.

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Traildogbob

(12,726 posts)
2. According to Eric
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:44 PM
Dec 1

The ear was Shot half off. I have no idea why every reporter will not wear a Kotex on the ear during interview’s. Who gave him Kotex’s, Melania, Lara or Ivanka. Or does he keep his own in the bathroom with secret doc’s for leakage from the shroom?

newdeal2

(5,037 posts)
3. He will be embalmed, put into a glass and gold box
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:48 PM
Dec 1

And be on display at his future tacky presidential library and hotel in Miami so that his sucker and loser supporters can literally pay their respects.

One final grift.

Buns_of_Fire

(19,055 posts)
10. Stuff him and stand him up, with some imbedded animatronics.
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:00 AM
Dec 2
"Insert 50 cents to hear Dontar repeat one of his greatest insults - just for YOU!"

And for a dollar, he'll perform a short version of his famous dance that entertained people all over the world!
 

Silent Type

(12,412 posts)
4. Hope someone drops a bill to make his burial site a National Park open for urination and charge a fee.
Mon Dec 1, 2025, 10:51 PM
Dec 1

Make it payable as reparations to all he has hurt.

IcyPeas

(25,156 posts)
7. I want a photo of his.....
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Dec 1

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lark

(25,959 posts)
9. I'm really hoping to be able to throw piss on his grave, eventually.
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:21 AM
Dec 2

Dancing, cheering, drinking champagne, calling all my friends to celebrate - oh, and of course I'll be siging "Ding Dong the Filth is Dead, the stinky creepy traitor died!

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