Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Wandered off in the snow somewhere and froze to death?

Smothered by Megyn Kelly's increasingly unhinged adoration?

Caught in crossfire during international effort to capture war criminal Hegseth?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Yes, Yes, and Yes?"

(Hope springs eternal)...

[surfered]

2. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you, Trump woke up this morning.🥲

[SheltieLover]

5. Damn disappointing!

[jls4561]

3. Entire family vaporized by Grok after someone posted pictures of Jared and Ivanka celebrating Hanukkah.

[Orrex]

7. Timely!

[SheltieLover]

4. Head grew too big & exploded like an over-inflated balloon popped with a pin?

No, but karma & cholesterol are running neck & neck. Perhaps heading for a photo finish? Here they come, spinning out of the turn...

[GopherGal]

23. Photo finish shows karma and cholesterol holding hands, skipping over the finish line together.

but out-leaned at the last second by a fatal spontaneous disassembly of the Tesla-made MRI machine during his 47th MRI of the year.

[SheltieLover]

24. Singing Celebration!

Bwahahaha! You won the thread!

[twodogsbarking]

6. Nagged to death by a herd of Karens from The Villages.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. I hope that trump's nurse takes this suggestion

[IronLionZion]

9. Send him to Greenland to negotiate with polar bears

or drop him off the coast of Venezuela so he can invade on his own.

[Blue Full Moon]

10. He visits Florida gator sanctuary.

Trump thinks it's a sanctuary city. Trips and falls into Lyle the Nile crocodile's mouth.

[surfered]

14. Like this

[SheltieLover]

19. Oh I hope that poor creature has been vaxed against assholeitis!

[IronLionZion]

25. I like the idea of a Nile crocodile in Florida

Lyle can show American crocodiles and gators how it's done

[Blue Full Moon]

26. Lyle the Nile crocodile

[stage left]

11. Trump's sins,

which are many, are as much on the heads of those who keep propping him up as they are on his. Maybe more so.The entire nest of vipers needs removal. Top to bottom.

[Blue Full Moon]

12. Post from BoDW seems to belong here.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220841940

[Blumancru]

13. While golfing at Mag a Lardass a flock of geese simultaneously shit on his golf cart

Collapsing the roof on him. When he tries to crawl to safety the birds circle around, shitting once more on the survivors, finishing them off.
Mailorderia shrugs and goes shopping.

[kimbutgar]

15. Chocking on a Big Mac

[sop]

16. Trump's head is tightly stuck in the MRI tube (he couldn't get an appointment at the open MRI clinic).

Secret Service is trying to pull him out by the legs, but his doughy, swollen ankles make grabbing on difficult. Fire-Rescue is on the way with the Jaws of Life. Things are touch 'n go at the moment.

[popsdenver]

22. No firefighter in his right mind would get

near, or even in the same room with an MRI,........LOL Years ago, when AirPac tanks were made out of metal, two firefighters walked into a room with an MRI........May they rest in piece........

[Initech]

17. RFK Jr replacing his medication with peptides and electrolytes?

[Wicked Blue]

18. Had a stroke after firing off over 160 Truth Social posts in frenetic, late-night blitz

His tiny greasy fingers and thumbs swelled up from all that hysterical posting, and then ...

[LymphocyteLover]

21. You beat me!

[LymphocyteLover]

20. posted himself to death?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143575651

[ShazzieB]

27. I can't think of a more fitting end for that Orange Hellbeast!

[LymphocyteLover]

30. live by trolling on social media, die by trolling on social media

[Efilroft Sul]

28. Can't shake the vibe that New Year's Eve is the day you're waiting for.

[Orrex]

29. That would make for a grand new year indeed!