Mike Johnson: "I know nothing!"

[applegrove]

can our journalism scientists create a form of news that Mike Johnson can read?

— jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) 2025-12-02T16:05:11.980Z

[Skittles]

1. "I'm not gonna prejudge"

THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING REPUKES DO

[kwolf68]

2. Cowardly twit

The question can easily be answered without "watching the news". Defenseless survivor? Can we kill? It's an easy fucking answer Johnson, you turd.

[underpants]

3. The question wasn't about a specific news item.

He uses this Sgt. Schultz BS all the time.

[lapfog_1]

4. necessary to complete the mission

which means the mission was NOT to stop the boat but to KILL everyone on the boat.

By definition... a war crime.

[C_U_L8R]

5. What does his bible say about killing?

It seems the news isn’t the only thing he doesn’t read.

[dutch777]

6. Does anyone really expect a spine, conscience and anything resembling leadership from any Repug at this point?

At the risk of speaking too broadly. I expect virtually no one in their base gives one whit about fairness, justice or the rules of war or anyone south of the US/Mexico border so why would Johnson engage on this? Even more so as it would just antagonize Dear Leader. I do wonder, why no one outside the US is taking all of this over the top behavior around Venezuela to the International Criminal Court?

[Grins]

7. "I didn't follow a lot of the news." - Said the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!

He says that a lot. When that "news" is about a Republican.

[Irish_Dem]

8. A major part of his governance job is to keep abreast of high level political and government issues.