Gov. Newsom's Physician Releases Memo

[MorbidButterflyTat]

Beautiful Trolling.

Link to tweet

[lamp_shade]

1. WONDERFUL!

[malaise]

2. LOL

[dickthegrouch]

3. Perhaps the bone density scan

Was actually looking at his corpus cavernosa, which I imagine could easily be misread.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

6. I don't know what that means...

but it sounds funny!

[Celerity]

9. corpus cavernosum

https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/corpus-cavernosum

One of two columns of spongy tissue that runs through the shaft (body) of the penis. The corpus cavernosum forms most of the penis and contains blood vessels that fill with blood to help make an erection.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

10. OMG

[dickthegrouch]

11. They talked about wood and early morning achievements

There's a whole subtext that was immediately apparent to me!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

18. Thanks for sharing!

[state of stupid]

39. Well, it is either I need to prop my chin on a curb to get it out of the gutter or wildly productive before

sunrise still translates into early morning riser. Who knew?

[dickthegrouch]

46. I see what you did there

[Bluestocking]

15. Can we please refrain from pornography

[dickthegrouch]

25. You're right we might "attract" the IRS

From a different thread today: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143575614

Or were you referring to medical diagrams being pornographic?

Another profession that could be killed in the name of puritanism or just stpidity (from a different thread: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220841093#post11 )

[calimary]

30. Well here's how weird I am:

I looked at the cross-section on the right side, and I saw a rather wild-eyed gaze thanks to the corpus cavernosum. Could that be the source of the sample’s ability to rise and fall?

[malaise]

32. A nice way of saying Donvict can't get it up

😂

[Alice Kramden]

4. So funny

Kudos to Newsom's comms team

[LuckyLib]

34. I'd prefer that it's clear who is writing these.

Does Newsom ever write his own?

[BannonsLiver]

42. He's said he has input.

Not a fan?

[LuckyLib]

48. I am a fan. I just wasn't sure if he writes these.

[Alice Kramden]

44. His staff probably submits multiple ideas for his approval

And then he gives the go-ahead

[Historic NY]

55. Well Dozing Don can't be writing all his

its either a chat or his footman Miller is writing

[boston bean]

5. 😂

[thought crime]

7. Cripple them with Comedy

[ananda]

8. Brilliant and hilarious!

[allegorical oracle]

12. His arteries were reported as "shimmering" and his resting heart rate was so

steady the EKG machine asked if he was "meditating" or merely "enlightened."

Some clever folks work in his office.

[FadedMullet]

13. Did you notice that the signature reads "Dr. This Is A Joke" ?

[MorbidButterflyTat]

20. Wow!

I didn't notice that! You're good.

[llmart]

14. I liked the "leaning Tower of Pisa" the best!

This is absolutely clever and hilarious!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

19. That was my favorite part, too!

[markodochartaigh]

28. Haha

Trump does look like a Leaning Tower of Pizza

[eppur_se_muova]

38. Beat me to it ! nt

[liberalla]

16. Love it!

[MarineCombatEngineer]

17. Trolling Trump.

Love it.

[rpannier]

21. clever

[Doc_Technical]

22. I've always thought..

..that corpus cavernosum would be a great name
for a rock band.

[chouchou]

23. Oh Boy. Somebody is going to be very, very, bigly beautiful jealous.

[PatSeg]

24. Ha, ha, ha! Brilliant!

This is the way to react to Trump's absurd words and behavior - mirror it so people really see it. Unfortunately, people tend to get used to his bizarre, unhinged behavior, but seeing someone else do the same thing(s) kind of wakes people up.

[Pompoy]

26. I had Newsom as my early pick, but this led to some digging about his personal life

Not sure how I feel about a First Lady being a rape victim of Harvey Weinstein. The affairs Newsom had with friends' wives, his alcohol problems.
They will be fodder for the Republicans come 2028. We can't afford to be sidetracked in 2028.

[Zackzzzz]

31. Not sure what you mean about Newsom's wife, but how Positively Horrible.

I have learned that I am always the one closest to the door out..

Trump often went after Married women.
And T...p also Has a serious drug issue.

[LAS14]

35. Drug issue? Gotta say this is the first I've heard of that. Link? nt

[obamanut2012]

59. He still does

It has been known for decades

[LAS14]

60. Link? nt

[obamanut2012]

61. Google is your friend

It is well known, and discussed many times on here.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

62. I think it's referring to Piggy

"And T...p also Has a serious drug issue."

His adderall addiction, probably KFC, McDonald's, diet Coke, etc. And being a huge asshole.

[BannonsLiver]

43. So you don't think his wife should be First Lady because she was an SA victim?

What an utterly bizarre post. I doubt he was ever your first choice.

[Pompoy]

49. Lol, you got me.

[BannonsLiver]

50. Apparently so.

Again, what a weird POV.

[JI7]

54. Maybe we should run a Rapist like Trump . Why are you freaking out over Republican attacks

with them supporting a convicted rapist and admitted sexual assaulter and best friend of pedo ?

[BannonsLiver]

56. You think people will hold it against Newsom because his wife was assaulted by Weinstein?

[Torchlight]

58. Not sure what leads you to assert that point

Weird.

[JI7]

53. Really, After Rapist Trump we have to be afraid of consensual affairs with adults ?

[obamanut2012]

57. So, his wife being raped means he can't be President?!

What in the fuck

[Tetrachloride]

29. twitter mm

denied

Garth

[LAS14]

33. Whoever on Newsom's staff that is responsible for this is also responsible...

... for adding months, years(?) to many lives because of increased laughter.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

36. I agree!

[malaise]

37. Kick for the evening crowd

Hilarious😂

[TexasBushwhacker]

40. Re: Trump's "normal" MRI

A normal MRI isn't the same thing as "good" or *healthy". A normal MRI for a 79.year old obese man will show signs of heart disease, among other things.

[Just Jerome]

41. STOP IT NOW!!!!!

I can’t take any more of this!

[red dog 1]

45. K&R

Newsom will make a good replacement for Drumpf.

[Joinfortmill]

47. Omg! Rofl

[2naSalit]

52. Too bad it's on xitter that only xitter users can see.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

63. Sorry, I tried to post just the content but I'm not very tech savvy.

Try this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G7H_dg2XIAAMeuL?format=jpg&name=large

[2naSalit]

64. Thanks...

That worked, and it is funny!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

65. Great!