Noem to Trump---"...you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that"...........

[riversedge]

Talk about Noem the Trumpy suckup!!




Noem: You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane—you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.

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[dalton99a]

1. He also makes the sun rise every morning

[Ocelot II]

2. That's because it shines out his ass. Just ask ICE Barbie.

[ananda]

6. as he walks on water and turns loaves into fishes... at the same time!

Best Jesus ever!

[livetohike]

3. I wonder if her lips hurt from kissing The Felon's

ass all the time.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

15. I'm completely shocked that her neck hasn't been broken yet,

after all, her head is so far up Pedonald's ass that if he makes a hard right turn, her neck should naturally snap.

[Coldwater]

4. And next summer when Florida is hit with a cat 5 storm

it's Biden's fault.

[leftstreet]

5. She is even dumber than a week ago

sliding scale IQ

[mwmisses4289]

7. This parody, yes? A skit on snl this past weekend?

She's really not that incredibly stupid, is she?

[dalton99a]

9. Our current reality is worse than SNL or the Onion

[Intractable]

8. I've heard this. He keeps the hurricanes away using a special magic marker.

[flvegan]

10. "Frankly Mr. President, nobody blows like you, that's a fact. No hurricane

wanted the competition this year. We thank you for blowing so hard...it's almost unimaginable how hard you blow."

[dalton99a]

11. +1. "And you suck like a Hoover when you're not blowing"

[FalloutShelter]

16. *snort*

[Diamond_Dog]

12. How can anyone sitting there keep a straight face?

Or keep from losing their lunch? This is extremely bizarre! Even for this group of nincompoops!

[get the red out]

13. The tin-foil hats were right

The US does have control of the weather, it's via dementia dreams.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

14. Hey Noem, how the fuck did Pedonald keep the Hurricanes away?

You are just as looney as him.

[Tanuki]

18. He used a Sharpie to send it somewhere else!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

17. Another pre meeting round of ass kissing?

That's not healthy people.