Would you open a Trump Account for your kid?

[Coventina]

Ugh!

Throwing the poors a pittance to look good.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/business/trump-accounts-children-dell.html?

[Johonny]

1. They jave 529 accounts already

[ret5hd]

2. only if they were born with "666" on their foreheads.

[lame54]

3. Easier to write him a check

[Diamond_Dog]

4. Does anyone have a link without a paywall? Thanks.

[Emile]

5. Hell no!

[Turbineguy]

6. I would expect there to be a trap door that empties the account into trumps pocket.

[Norrrm]

7. I heartily recommend investing your children's money in Trump stock and crypto.

A brilliant businessman (as he and his Trumpsters claim).
Your money will be sacred and safe and returns assured.

T-R-U-U-U-U-U-S-T me!

What's that? You ask if I have a financial interest in the deals?....... Look. Squirrel.

???

[sinkingfeeling]

8. No, I would not.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. This will drive investment companies batty.

They'll have millions of $1,000.00 accounts stagnating and clogging up their records with no reasonable hope they'll be expanded by additional investments. Then, throw in the Dell distribution, and the numbers will be even worse. Their computers will be smoking trying to calculate and report the results.

[rampartd]

10. as they steadily rake in fees