Leavitt: "The President has a special ability to see through his eyelids"

[dalton99a]

Last edited Wed Dec 3, 2025, 10:50 AM - Edit history (1)

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Edit: It is something she would say

[MarineCombatEngineer]

1. Is this for real?

Did she really say that?
I had to look to make sure it's not The Onion or The Borowitz Report.

If she truly said that, then she's dumber than a bag of rocks.

[dalton99a]

3. No.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

4. Ok, but she's still dumber than a bag of rocks.

On Edit: it wouldn't surprise me in the least if she had said that.

[jfz9580m]

11. Agreed

And I can’t tell when it is The Onion or Borowitz anymore either .

(Tbh I can’t even keep that interchangeable collection of Trumpistas straight. They mostly seem characterized by grift and sycophancy).

[Lovie777]

2. And shithole warns off hurricanes too.......................

Republicans have left the reality ship and are sinking.

[Ilsa]

5. Rubio looks pissed and disgusted.

They are all probably wondering when he'll start farting audibly in that leather chair now that he's asleep.

[sprinkleeninow]

6. Remember when microwave ovens were found spying on their owners??

🤪

[dsc]

14. You mean this

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[Maru Kitteh]

7. Lol! The SIDE EYE liddle marco is giving in that photo!

Nice work, liddle marco. You tiny, ridiculous man. Who coulda guessed it would all go so wrong?

[usonian]

8. He's smart! A regular smart-ass!!!

Smart-ass, you say?

Yes, his ass is so smart that he can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

1. From "The world's worst jokes"

2. What happens to the ice cream cone? Use your imagination.

[LearnedHand]

9. Sort of like this?

[Ford_Prefect]

10. Spoken like a true believer...One with koolaide stains on her dress.

[LilElf70]

12. How fucking stupid do you have to be

to actually believe this. She's gotta go.

Her special ability is STUPIDITY!!!

[live love laugh]

13. The attention whore knows that he's getting attention even by sleeping. It's purely performative.

[usonian]

15. K&R

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