Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Immolated when he fell asleep on a can of sterno at his daily late afternoon breakfast buffet?

Died of exhaustion during insane all-night 160-tweet marathon?

Asphyxiated from sleep apnea during cabinet meeting?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Died laughing at the utter stupidity of the 53.91% of real suckers & losers in TN 07 who voted R?

Targeted in the 4th World War? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220842687 )

Brain bleed from kisulna? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220843464 )

Sucked into vortex of declining crypto value?

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Made a move on Kristi Noem

and she shot him like a puppy.

[2MuchNoise]

6. Like a dog.

[SocialDemocrat61]

9. Noem only shoots puppies

https://www.humaneworld.org/en/blog/kristi-noem-puppy-killing-scandal

[surfered]

11. Forrest Gump knows

[2MuchNoise]

14. I was referring to trump's favorite metaphor.

"He died like a dog." "He got fired like a dog."

[SocialDemocrat61]

22. I was referring to Noem shooting a puppy

[Joinfortmill]

18. Good one!

[twodogsbarking]

3. Expired from working twenty five hour days.

[twodogsbarking]

4. If I had a gun I would shoot the television. CBS really sucks.

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. Soon 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

20. Very soon.

Like today!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

21. Hold the dream

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. Our bottle is also unopened

[PuraVidaDreamin]

7. The frequent cat naps turned into the great forever dirt nap?

It will happen, and all those praising him around the cabinet table
won't even notice because they will just ignore it like they always do,
And not one of those billionaire's will notice through all the orange that he has turned blue.

[dalton99a]

8. Big beautiful subdural hematoma from falling off a chair while sleeping on the job

[hlthe2b]

10. "Anger is building, orange one!"

(Beware of those sitting beside you...)

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. That's cute 🥰

[surfered]

12. Trump was shipwrecked after accepting a Caribbean cruise on Bezos' yacht. But his actual demise would come later..

...when the inhabitants voted him off the Island. The vote was unanimous with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the Professor too, and even Mary Ann.



No Trump on this Island

[Botany]

16. Every day brings the day of his departure closer.

Trump is very close to the “pull date” for his milk carton of a life.

[Joinfortmill]

17. Soon, my friend, soon.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. Who else is exhausted?

[Wicked Blue]

23. Overslept

part his expiration date

[bluestarone]

25. Not yet, BUT i'm thinking

We're just ONE STROKE away from it.

[Initech]

26. RFK Jr replaces his medication with beef tallow, peptides and electrolytes?

[underpants]

27. Fighting wokeness everyday! 😂😂😂

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220844728#post1

[no_hypocrisy]

28. Keep on sleeping

[BlueKota]

29. I wish ghosts were real and that some of the past

President's would literally scare the life out of him.

[malaise]

30. No but

Hegsbreath will soon be out of a job