The Borowitz Report-Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “maybe the greatest honor in the world, quite frankly,” Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that the International Criminal Court in The Hague has invited him to receive an award.

“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters. “It will probably be some kind of medal or maybe a gleaming gold trophy.”

Trump revealed that he will not be The Hague’s sole honoree, noting, “They also invited Pete. They said he deserves special recognition.”

Calling The Hague invitation “much better than a stupid Nobel,” Trump quipped, “They never invited Obama!”

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3. This made me smile

Calling The Hague invitation “much better than a stupid Nobel,” Trump quipped, “They never invited Obama!”

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4. Sadly, he is dumb enough to have said this.

[niyad]

9. You are quite correct.

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11. It is really hard doing satire in today's world

[tinrobot]

2. Lock him up.

[jeffreyi]

5. Another strike against Biden

He wasn't invited either.

[Submariner]

6. Borowitz should sleep at a different address every night

so that he isn’t kidnapped by ICE “by mistake” an shipped to El Salvador “by mistake”.

[Cherokee100]

7. Or fall

Or fall down a flight of stairs.

[BidenRocks]

8. We would even chip in for the fuel!

If we weren't paying for it anyway!

[niyad]

10. Pretty damned sad when one has to indicate in the title that the piece

is satire. Sadly, most of us could see him actually saying that.

[GoCubsGo]

12. Yes, and it also illstrates just how easily-manipulated Trump is.

All one has to do is flatter him, offer him awards. I shudder to think of how badly he has already fucked us over because of it.

[niyad]

14. So very true.

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13. For this thread

[malaise]

15. Too good

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