Who is JD Vance going to pick as Vice President when sleepy orange piggy dies or has to step down

[kimbutgar]

because of health reasons ? It’s becoming so obvious everyday that between the dementia and his appearance that the sleepy old piggy (sop) is seriously ill and is going to die or resign ( the repukes have no courage to 25th amendment remove him)

I’m thinking Rubio.

[Mike Nelson]

1. I think...

... Rubio would be confirmed, but I'm not sure he wouldn't rather sit it out and run on his own. Vance might go for a woman... maybe Erika Kirk?

[DFW]

5. I don't think Rubio would survive the primary process for the presidency

On the other hand, as an incumbent VP, he'd have a bonus ticket he'd never get starting the primary process from scratch.

[Mike Nelson]

9. I recall...

... he and Crooked Donald in the Republican primaries... they debated their penis size. I guess Rubio lost? I'm not sure... but... yes, it was tough for him because the voters wanted something more vulgar.

[DFW]

12. If Rubio is accused for having caused Trump's narcolepsy

I'm not sure he would be acquitted.

[mercuryblues]

22. Vance is the cause of trump's narcolpsy.

he has an in with couches.

[DFW]

24. Aha!

The mystery is solved!

[walkingman]

2. I especially hope it is no one in the present cabinet.

I honestly have never seen the magnitude of ass kissing in my life and I worked in corporate America for 35 years.

[tinrobot]

3. Herman Miller?

I hear he makes really nice sofas.

[durablend]

13. Maybe Ethan Allen?

Could also find someone named "Ashley" to sew up the women vote and the sofa vote.

[madinmaryland]

23. I stayed at the Ethan Allen Inn last summer. There were a lot of couches at their showroom next door.

[DFW]

4. My guesses

Stefanik, Rubio, Johnson, or, if he really wants to be evil (and if the emperor's new clothes are really to come off), he'll pick Miller, since he's more or less been running the place anyway.

[Initech]

6. Probably a MAGA loon who's still on the ship like Anna Luna or Ronny Jackson.

[Diamond_Dog]

7. I can't see him choosing a woman.

I can’t really explain why,, I just can’t see it.

[haele]

8. He "converted" to RadTrad Catholicism.

He wouldn't appoint a woman, because in his circle, they are only qualified to take care of the home and kids, or maybe a small business, service or adjunct work if their husbands can't provide for them.

[Chasstev365]

10. Must be a MAGA douche committed to project 2025 and someone who will make Vance look better

A. Tom Cotton
B. Marco Rubio
C. Niki Haley
D. Mike Rogers (House)
E. Nancy Mace (House)
F. Tim Burkett (House)
G. Donald Trump Jr.

[WarGamer]

11. gums or Don the Lesser

[yardwork]

14. Vance won't get to pick. It will be decided by the cabal.

[obamanut2012]

15. Miller or Jordan

[jmowreader]

16. It'll be a minister from an extremist Christian church

Under normal circumstances, JD Vance or his controllers would choose someone who can broaden his appeal in hopes of winning the 2028 and 2032 presidential election.

Since JD Vance is a creepy fuck who has absolutely no hope of winning even a corrupted election, they'll pair him up with someone who can help him cause as much damage as possible before he has to leave office in 2029. Since the GOP seems to want to turn the US into a theocracy, his new vice president will be the most extreme minister they can find. I'm predicting there'll be aquariums full of rattlesnakes in his office before his term ends.

[xmas74]

17. Probably his boss Peter Thiel.

Get rid of the late night calls and have him set up right next to each other in the Oval Office.

[kimbutgar]

19. Peter Thiel was born in Germany so he can't be president

but I thought of him also first !

[lame54]

18. Stephen Miller...

Which would bring Vance's life expectancy down to about 2 weeks

[kimbutgar]

20. Ugh just the thought makes me want to throw up in my mouth!

And looking at him makes me want to go blind!

[Torchlight]

21. I think he'll pick whomever he's instructed to pick.

Thune, Scalise, Cotton and Scott will retrieve their backbones currently collecting dust in the closets since jobbing trump, and spend about a year pretending to be kingmakers before they too, fail, fumble, and finally fall.