Trump Says Your Donations Will Help Him 'Earn' a Place in Heaven:

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Trump Says Your Donations Will Help Him 'Earn' a Place in Heaven

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— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) 2025-12-03T21:53:46.397Z

[doc03]

1. Send me money or the lord will call me home. nt

[MustLoveBeagles]

11. God always seems to renig on these promises

Funny how that works out.

[Totally Tunsie]

16. Buh-Bye Bozo!

[2MuchNoise]

2. The pearly toll gates.

[Dorothy V]

3. There isn't that much money on the entire planet. Besides, Heaven isn't for sale.

The Devil might take a bribe, so maybe a GoFundMe set up to try to get it into Hell sooner?

[dalton99a]

4. Let him go home to Satan

[Turbineguy]

5. I'll wait until he's dead.

I believe it will do more good then.

[Blue Owl]

6. Hey fat fuck, here's an imaginary crypto-bit-shekel for you

[newdeal2]

7. Wow he is really going there

Can’t wait to see the documentary about another “religious” grifter.

[Ocelot II]

8. Didn't Martin Luther address a similar situation some 500 years ago?

During the Middle Ages, an indulgence was the Church’s official remission of some or all punishment for sins, granted on the basis of works of devotion, charity, or acts of service. Eventually, though, indulgences became simply things to be bought. Pope Leo X decided to sell indulgences throughout Europe, not to save souls, but to raise money for elaborate projects that he was spearheading in Rome, which is what got Luther all riled up. Trump's indulgences are a bit different, though: He's selling them to get himself into Heaven.

It's not gonna work, DonOld. Your soul, if you ever even had one, is toast.

[thucythucy]

21. That was my first thought as well.

I suppose it's only a matter of time though until MAGA ministers pick up on the idea.

Come to think of it, they've been milking the "send me money and Jesus will forgive your sins" racket for decades.

[Baitball Blogger]

9. He is so going to hell for that grift.

[gordianot]

10. I agree to pay do not care where he goes as long as it is not here.

I suspect heaven is out of the question. If you believe in judgement is not out of the question hope he knows that his bought and paid for Supreme Court will not make a judgement in his favor.

[Keepthesoulalive]

12. He's got the religious grift

Down. Why should the tv evangelists get all the money?

[Chasstev365]

13. Great Meme: Trump walking with Jesus and he says, "I don't usually walk people to the gates of hell, but you're special"

[House of Roberts]

14. And the Angels just roll their eyes

and try not to think bad thoughts.

[Torchlight]

15. Genius-level apostasy: he's selling his own Indulgences to a fleeced flock

Though he may be asked to leave a lot of congregations after this, he'll more than make up for it in invites and comped tables from skeevy casinos.

[Bo Zarts]

17. Channeling Oral "Send Me Money or the Lord Takes Me" Roberts?

Do your work, Lord, 'cause Bo ain't giving Trump one damn dime.

[RazorbackExpat]

29. Ol' Oral holed himself up in his prayer tower

until some millionaire made a very generous donation to the cause.

[riverbendviewgal]

30. My grandmother wanted to take me bto see Oral Roberts

I was very young. I also was almost deaf. I watched him on TV but I never believed he could cure me. I was a child but I thought he was a phoney. My grandma thought the rollar derby skaters and wrestlers on tv were real too. I would laugh. I loved her dearly but she was gullible and poor.

I read a lot eve at a young age.

[czarjak]

35. My great-aunt would send him her entire SS check.

All to spread The Good Word, she believed. He built an empire on a sham message.

[tanyev]

18. Sure, Donny, sure.

[2naSalit]

19. Waste of money...

He's never gonna get there.

[Emile]

20. Once a con man, always a con man.

[no_hypocrisy]

22. John Prine has a little message fer ya, Donnie:

[Solly Mack]

23. Next he'll be touching people and yelling "Heal!'.

[struggle4progress]

24. Plastic Jesus

[struggle4progress]

26. Sympathy For The Devil

[struggle4progress]

25. Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves

... Grandpa'd do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, tramps, and thieves ...

[marble falls]

27. "And he's buying a strairway to heaven."

[sheshe2]

28. Oh, honey, you will be roasting in hell for all eternity.

In the message titled “He didn’t save me for a participation trophy," Trump recounts hearing the “loud crack” in Butler, Pennsylvania, and "feeling the hand of God” move his head before the bullet “pierced [his] skin.” He writes that he is “blessed to be alive,” insisting that God spared him so he could “finish the mission… saving America," which he says is "the only way" he can "earn" a spot in heaven.

That wasn't the hand of God you fool. It was a warning shot from the Devil himself, and you failed. You flew to close to the sun.

Burn.

[videohead5]

31. Murdering people in boats

And I bet most of them are innocent of any kind of drug running sealed his fate.

[William Gustafson]

32. Hopefully he will look like this before he goes...

https://giphy.com/gifs/its-over-youre-fired-trump-crying-G0vl2b7lF5WlViMFOX

[B.See]

33. Their antiChrist has sufficiently pimped THEM out, so

why not God too? EVERYTHING for sale, no price too high, no LOW TOO low.

It's the MAGAT way.

[Irish_Dem]

34. I do I donate to send him directly to hell.

Soon.

[SamuelTheThird]

36. Not endorsing religious fantasies, but isn't this clearly heretical from most Christian perspectives?