Noem's ICE hiring chaos laid bare as fat, illiterate & violent misfits 'not ready to tie their own laces' are recruited

[usonian]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15345295/ICE-campaign-hire-deportation-officers-unfit-violent-illiterate.html

Daily Mail, archived: https://archive.ph/nip8N

An exhaustive Daily Mail investigation has exposed how Immigration and Customs Enforcement has lowered standards so dramatically that the new cohort now includes recent high school graduates and applicants who can 'barely read or write' as well as those who lack basic physical fitness and even have pending criminal charges.

Most of the new hires in the $30 billion initiative are retired law enforcement who are receiving virtual training and being repurposed for desk duty.

Meanwhile, total novices are being fast-tracked into the Federal Law Enforcement Training Academy in Georgia, where instructors have been left astounded at the levels of incompetence.

'We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English,' one Department of Homeland Security (DHS) official told the Daily Mail

No room here for juicy stories of trainees

[erronis]

1. Fodder. Just like putin's front line troops. Easy to train: "They's the enemy - kill!"

[Celerity]

2. fat, illiterate and violent misfits............ AKA Trump's core supporters

[Crunchy Frog]

3. Fat, drunk and stupid now has a career path.

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[2naSalit]

4. Just her type!

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Wonder if skilled ICE employees are gonna stay on the job if they are forced to work with newly hired idiots.n/t

[PatSeg]

6. Good question

There does seem to be some extraordinary bonuses involved however.

[Efilroft Sul]

7. Stupid iceholes.

[Grins]

8. On radio this AM.

Park Police recruiting ad. Offering a $70,000 signing bonus!

And these are the guys they hiring? And giving whopper signing bonuses?

Imagine how pissed the active force must be hearing that.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. I'd be tempted to quit as an agent and then re-apply.

Certainly would not make me feel like a valued employee.

[flashman13]

10. Think about it for a moment. Why would anyone with a modicum of pride and self respect want the job?

Not everyone is for sale.

[Hieronymus Phact]

11. you are when you're unemployed -nt

[flashman13]

13. Just speaking for myself, I would dig ditches or wash dishes first. It's the easy money and the taste of power that

attracts these people. I don't think simple unemployment has much to do with it.

I stand by my original statement. Self respect and pride are their own reward.

[Hassler]

12. Apparently we have to get our domestic news from

The UK. Our own Press Corpse is worried about mergers to do, like, reporting.

[Brother Buzz]

14. "Join Ice" - Jesse Welles

[flvegan]

15. "fat, illiterate and violent" no better description of MAGA may exist.

[maspaha]

16. Only the best for Trump