Why doesn't his hand and his narcolepsy get cured, the way his bullet shot ear did.

[PurgedVoter]

Since MRI operators were crying and saying, "This is the most beautiful MRI I have ever seen. Please sir, tell us how you managed to have such a beautiful MRI?" Shouldn't we expect a miraculous healing for these other inconveniences? Oh and the cankles and the incontinence thing should also just instantly go away. Those are minor compared to instantly regrowing cartilage.

[Faux pas]

1. Excellent question

[dalton99a]

2. POS doesn't need a doctor. He needs an exorcist

[chicoescuela]

3. Ha. Because the 'injury' to his ear never happened?

[drmeow]

4. Ding, ding, ding

we have a winner!

[Enter stage left]

5. I've posted this before, but I'll repeat it...

In the late 90's my dermatologist determined I had a very minor cancerous spot on my right ear.

I'd gone to him because it wouldn't quit seeping and bleeding. He spent less than 10 minutes with liquid nitrogen and literally blew a hole through the edge of my ear.

I wore a bandage on that ear for almost 3 weeks before it healed.

There is NO WAY tsf was shot in his ear! You will NEVER be able to convince me he was!

[lavoosh99]

8. Rightwing Youtubers Garand Thumb and Brandon Herrera

put out videos showing how difficult/improbable it would be to shoot someone in the ear from that distance in a faked assassination attempt. One of them used a small block of ballistic gel and the other an ear made of the same gel. In their zeal to help dispel rumors about their B.O.S.S. (the burnt orange shit stain) they conveniently overlooked that they demonstrated how an ear would expand so much from hydrostatic shock that it would be severely damaged, much more than what Trump supposedly "suffered".

[lavoosh99]

7. Actually, It Did

A little bit of razor blade fastened to his fingernail, just like the fake wrestlers do, and voila, real blood from a minor cut.

[usonian]

6. The "other things" weren't planned.

And they' don't raise the polling numbers.

[rampartd]

9. stigmata

those cankles are swelling from the nails in his feet.