Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Mauled to death at Parque Zoobotânica Arruda Câmara?

Swept out to sea when he didn't keep *all* the hurricanes away?

Turned away at The Pearly Gates because of insufficient donations?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Swept out to sea by those 'non-existent' hurricanes?"

"Waiting!"

[Orrex]

2. Holy shit is that real?

I'm never getting within 10,000 miles of an ocean again!

[hlthe2b]

3. Pretty sure it is. I've seen similar video on Nat. Geo's "Shark Week"...

[surfered]

10. If we had those here, I would quit surfing.

[twodogsbarking]

13. Something big brushed against me in the Atlantic once. Damn.

[surfered]

21. That is a scary feeling .

[SheltieLover]

4. Grim reaper promised him an award?

Trampled by whiskey pete in his frenetic effort to avoid criticism for murder & war crimes?

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

6. Plenty of hours left in this day.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

11. I think that day is getting closer.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[LymphocyteLover]

7. He was particularly orange yesterday. I'm still rooting for fatal overdose on orange facepaint

[Donkees]

8. Just resting in peace at the Trump Institute of Peace

[Botany]

9. Today could be the day.

Donny is a milk carton whose pull date is coming closer and closer.

[surfered]

12. His shelf life is near its end

[twodogsbarking]

17. His expiration date was 1993. Throw him out of the refrigerator.

[Botany]

18. May has come and gone

[surfered]

14. My cell phone does need charging

[twodogsbarking]

16. Priorities my friend, priorities.

[twodogsbarking]

15. Crushed by tons of high sulfur bituminous coal thrown from Santa's Slay (sleigh).

Ho, ho, ho. Happy holidays and to all a good day.

[surfered]

19. He said he loves coal

[dalton99a]

20. Unfortunately

(Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images)

[surfered]

22. We'd all throw the orange out, wouldn't we?

[SheltieLover]

23. Absolutely!

[twodogsbarking]

24. Where I grew up they would say he passed over the river.

Worm food.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. Someday soon, we will see a breaking news alert that will make us happy

[Blue Owl]

26. Hair helmet failed to protect his ugly head in a fall down the AF1 stairway