Darrell Issa Won't Move to Texas

[RandySF]

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) has decided against a drastic move to run in Texas, instead opting to seek reelection in California, CNN reports.


https://politicalwire.com/2025/12/04/darrell-issa-wont-move-to-texas/

[haele]

1. Awwww, shoot.

Guess he wasn't evangelical enough to be accepted by the Oil Robber Barons in Tejas.

[NCDem47]

2. Texas to Issa:

“We have enough charlatans around here thank you very much.”

[Jerry2144]

3. His cow is happier eating California grass

Than Texas grads. Besides, California allows the funny grass.

[surfered]

4. Thank The Lord!

[Norrrm]

5. If elected in Texas, would he lose seniority?