Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Dropped dead from the strain of his nationwide Policy Defense tour?

Keeled over from exhaustion after staying awake for 45 minutes straight?

OD'ed on Leqembi and Kisunla?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Major tantrum depleted his "finite" energy sounce? Game over.

Caught amidst spat between whiskey pete & pee wee german? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220848028 )

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Jake Tapper was giving him

a BJ and sucked so hard...

[PuraVidaDreamin]

3. Pulled his pea brain from his mushroom?

Had to finish it for ya.

You're welcome.

[Ray Bruns]

4. "Keeled over from exhaustion after staying awake for 45 minutes straight?"

[gordianot]

5. I anxiously await a newly reworded post.

HE IS DEAD! Details do not matter.

[malaise]

6. Haha for Don Snoreleone😀

Keeled over from exhaustion after staying awake for 45 minutes straight?

[WestMichRad]

7. Strokes out when Mikey Johnson uses the word "know"

… in a verbal reply, thinking he said “no” to his latest demand for capitulation.

[malaise]

8. No but

Leticia is having a good laugh 😀

[surfered]

9. Overdosed infusing Ivermectin after it was made available over the counter

https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/in-your-neighborhood/ivermectin-now-available-over-the-counter-in-texas-as-new-law-takes-effect

[Jimi du Ranty]

10. Asked Kegsbreath to show him his new dance, the double-tap?

Do it for me right now!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Heartbroken

Because Pooty Poot would no longer return his calls.

[Seinan Sensei]

12. Drowned while trying to show

how one can swim 1600 miles with a bundle of drugs

After being blown out of one’s boat

[twodogsbarking]

13. Trying to copy FDR's fireside chats, Trump sets himself on fire and burns down the rest of the White House

while Melaaaaaaniaaaaah throws Saudi crude oil on the blaze.

[malaise]

18. Bwaaaaaah

You win the thread today😂

[twodogsbarking]

21. It is an honor.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Just when the house is about to fall from the sky onto Melaaaaahiaaaah she jumps out ot the way and pushes

Dooonaaaald under it and only his cankles are visible. The Munchkins sing....

[CaptainTruth]

15. People say he carries drugs.

That can be hazardous to one's health.

[hlthe2b]

16. "No?"

"You woke me up for this? I was dreaming something much better..."

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. Aw

[LymphocyteLover]

17. A cocaine overdose would be rich justice

Donald Trump just hit a new low—if that’s even possible. This week he pardoned a person responsible for more American deaths than Bin Laden caused on 9/11.
https://deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-just-pardoned-a-person-responsible

[Dave Bowman]

19. Fast growing hemorrhoids prevented him to talk and breathe.

[Iggo]

22. Any day now.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. Prayers for trump

[Blue Owl]

24. Dozed off and woke up in the bowels of hell where he'll burn forever

(or so I'd like to think....)

[niyad]

25. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

26. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

27. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[GopherGal]

28. Attacked by coked up shark

who consumed the drugs from a sunken Venezuelan "drug boat".
How it came to be in his golf course's water hazard is still under investigation.