Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Run over by a fleet of Kei Cars?

Fatally pleasured by Gianni Infantino?

Starved to death after getting hopelessly lost in NE Pennsylvania casino?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Crushed by fifa contrived, half-assed peace prize?

Drown in vomit, reactions to his policies,, appearance & voice?

Taken down by stress to his already decaying body during his your groceries are affordable tour?

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Incrementally

1. Dropped FIFA Peace Prize trophy
2. It hit his toes
3. Infection
4. Gangrene
5. Sepsis

[surfered]

3. Not yet, but he's getting closer according to this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220850204

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. Can't come soon enough 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

12. So very true. I am free this weekend to celebrate. Actually, I would cancel

anything the moment the joyous news came through.

[surfered]

19. The hangover is going to be epic, but absolutely worth it.

[2MuchNoise]

5. Awarded the Rest in Peace prize.

[niyad]

13. Good one!

[Blumancru]

6. Falls asleep in a cabinet meeting

Does not wake up.
Wins Nobel Service to Humanity Prize, a new honor established just for him. Posthumously awarded.

[twodogsbarking]

8. The Nobel Piece of Shit prize, winner for 20 years straight.

[twodogsbarking]

7. 130,000,000 people of color storm the White House and do mankind the biggest favor ever known.

They are targeted daily. When will it stop? Fuck this country's "leadership".

[surfered]

10. Dr Seuss

[niyad]

14. Excellent!!!

[littlemissmartypants]

11. Hahaha! ...

For some reason the first one provoked an image of cars full of Republican clowns in a Keystone Cop kind of scene inspecting the body.

Imagine being poked with several of these:

[twodogsbarking]

15. One stroke over the line.

And now he's one stroke over the line, sweet Jesus
One stroke over the line
Sitting downtown in a railway station
One stroke over the line
Waiting for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sitting downtown in a railway station
One stroke over the line

[LymphocyteLover]

16. Autoerotic asphyxiation from the stupid peace prize hung around his neck?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. Just get in

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

18. So, I woke up hopeful and wanted to express this to all (but):

BUT, I read the headlines, realized the "he who cannot be named" is still with us and the world is reacting-- and my mood quickly changed to:

[malaise]

20. No but

This is great news
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220850204