I simply have not a single fucking word for this image

[Aviation Pro]

Not one.

[True Dough]

1. I do!

STRANGULATION!!!

[B.See]

90. No words? Let me try a few...

pathetic
selfish
greedy
needy
nasty
piggy
dozy
desperate
demented
failing
an embarrassment
a 'disgrace'
a whiner
a sociopath

(and possibly 'bleeding from the whatever')

[TheBlackAdder]

96. Pretending he's sticking his head up an elephant's ass.

[Deuxcents]

2. Grabbing the ribbon right out of the box and not waiting for a presentation. Me, me, me. Mine, mine, mine

His boorish performance was typical narcissistic and I’m embarrassed for this country as the world watched

[Aviation Pro]

3. Like a two-year old

…..

[PatSeg]

31. Exactly, he is a willful toddler

[Seinan Sensei]

36. Infantino and L'enfant

[mahina]

46. Ten points!

[Mollyann]

19. My hair must not get mussed.

He had to do it himself. Can't chance getting the hair undone.

[sop]

48. One wrong move and that ratty weave ends up down around his collar.

[allegorical oracle]

94. Yep -- his vanity overwhelms any adult behavior. Noted a blurb from the Kennedy Center

:honors" last evening that djt congratulated one of the recipients on his "fine head of hair" as he was putting the medal on that person. (The person wasn't identified.) Donnie's hair is a top priority for himself.

[patphil]

37. It's hard for me to find words for this pathetic performance by our president.

For him, it isn't about being given an award, it's about possessing it.
It's so very sad.

[sop]

61. Like this:

[Vinca]

81. He looks like he's picking up a turd.

[Kid Berwyn]

4. Stollen Cosplay

[Emile]

5. He really thinks he won something, lol 🤣

[usonian]

6. You left out the juice box.

[mahina]

45. Ha!

[MineralMan]

7. Moron

That's my word for it.

[generalbetrayus]

23. How about moran?

[MineralMan]

59. That's up to you, really.

[FadedMullet]

76. I haven't seen that "Get a Brain Morans" meme in a long time. It was a good one.

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[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. Look Ma! My face is darker than my hands!

[GoCubsGo]

9. All I can think of is that scene from "Young Frankenstein."

And, I expect Trump to break out into a tap dance to "Puttin' on the Ritz." For safety's sake, please don't humiliate him!

[Walleye]

38. I still laugh every time I see that scene

[GoCubsGo]

63. Same here.

Cracks me up every time..

[peacebuzzard]

10. I simply cannot comprehend this move on the part of FIFA.

a ridicule?
you know the majority of FIFA & the fans hate this sick excuse of a human.
He will be seriously booed at any soccer match if he dares to go.

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. Doesn't matter - they handed the keys to Infantino, and he's found his soulmate in Trump

Infantino keeps the money flowing - he's good at knowing how much he can charge fans without a revolt, and how to negotiate with potential hosts, sponsors and broadcasters to maximise revenue, so the member associations shut up as long as they think they're making more money than under an honest regime.

I think Infantino is doing it because he loves the extra publicity - he's a narcissist too. Plus he probably reckons he'll get some deals from the Trump family at some time (or already has, but has hidden them successfully). Maybe his price for supporting his successor will be for them to award him this "peace prize" when he's had enough at FIFA.

[peacebuzzard]

78. Good point

the “all about the money” point.
Yup, if FIFA can lick his behind enough they will get every red carpet thrown down for them. Plus all and any rules broken for favors.
Disgusting but true. FIFA adores the money and favors point as much as the fans love soccer.

[displacedvermoter]

18. FIFA makes the NFL look like a model

of transparency and honest business and financial practice.

Corrupt and money grubbing, and now in cahoots with the Trump Admin and the Saudis. Expect the World Cup skimming to be astronomical.

[peacebuzzard]

79. I think so.

hard to figure out which set of fans are more rabid.
Although I tend to think the NFL fans are more in step with the British soccer hooligans.
And it is primarily all in good faith and fun especially for those who win.

[CrispyQ]

28. The whole world is on edge trying to keep the baby with the nuke codes happy.

A more prescient cartoon there never was.

[PCIntern]

47. Most brilliant single panel cartoon in history

[peacebuzzard]

80. Oh that is rich. Second time I have seen this and it makes more sense now LOL

[VTderry]

58. I think FIFA will get their comeuppance for this nonsense

when 2026 non-citizen attendance is in the toilet for US-based matches because no one wants to deal with the insanity of our "border enforcement."

There are a few matches in Canada and I hope those are sellout crowds for contrast.

[angrychair]

66. You are exactly right

If they think all this BS won't impact attendance in the US they are obviously insane because it will.

[peacebuzzard]

83. I still can't believe they are still trying to do it here.

They will lose in the direct ticket sales. I can’t imagine stadiums will be empty but they may not be able to supercharge for the events. I am sure many foreign travelers will stay away. Be interesting on a follow up report of projected sales price and actual sales revenue. For the in person. Of course networks and broadcasts will still rake in.

[malaise]

92. Three hosts

Canada, Mexico, US

[dlk]

11. Nauseating

n/t

[Prairie Gates]

12. Putting the medal on himself is a chef's kiss level metaphor

Next, a lifetime achievement award from The Human Fund.

[Diamond_Dog]

32. The Human Fund

[radical noodle]

13. Brings to mind Napoleon crowning himself

[Ocelot II]

29. Except Napoleon did it much more elegantly; he didn't just snatch it from the Pope's hands.

But wouldn't Himself love this kind of setup in the Oval Office instead of that boring old desk?

[radical noodle]

39. He'd love that.

We can hope that all this works out even less well for trump than it did for Bonaparte.

[Ocelot II]

50. Trump exiled on a remote island? Sounds good to me.

[CrispyQ]

54. Strapped to that chair in the creepy mask room, only masks of the women & girls he's raped & molested.

I hate the fucker so much. Wherever I am, I will cheer the moment I hear he's dead.

[LudwigPastorius]

75. A remote island would be a little too close for me.

How about somewhere out in the Oort cloud?

[reACTIONary]

49. Except Napoleon was wide awake....

... imagine him eyes closed, head tilted over and drooling.

[Farmer-Rick]

14. He has regressed to the age of 12

His Alzheimer's is eating through his brain, much like RFK's worm. Now his brain is functionally equivalent to a 12 year old boy. Soon all he will need is a lollipop and a pat on the head.

[yardwork]

53. A really spoiled, bratty twelve.

Two year olds get a bad rap because although their behavior is exhausting, toddlers are often kind of sweet and funny.

You're right that Trump isn't like a two year old. There's no innocence. He's a malevolent spoiled brat whose bad behavior is intentional.

[OnionPatch]

60. He hasn't regressed

He's never been more mature than a 12-year-old.

[displacedvermoter]

74. Syphilitic I hear

I believe he has syphilis and tell everyone I know that he does. Actually, I don't care if it is true or not, I still tell people it is!

[KS Toronado]

16. FIFA really gave him a medal for something?

Why are they kissing his ass? Did he suggest it?

[mopinko]

22. they're hoping he wont override their picks for cities.

or send ice.

[mahina]

43. No doubt

[malaise]

20. I have two

Chuck Blazer. Look him up.

[generalbetrayus]

21. Looks like Donald is squeezing out one into his diaper just as he puts on the medal.

[Emile]

24. It does! 😀

[Escape]

25. Trump trying....

to put on a Speedo.

[Ocelot II]

52. My imagination went there. Damn you for planting that thought!

[Warren_Pointe]

26. Napoleon did it better.

There's not even a pope around. Amateur.

[Emrys]

27. How about this one, complete with cocked pinky?

He looks more like Liberace by the day.

Some of the photoshops on Twitter are a bit savage:

PaulleyTicks
@PaulleyTicks

After hack FIFA President Gianni Infantino presents him with the first annual FIFA Pedo Prize, President Trump performs the customary "Sniffing of the 13-year-old girl's panties" ceremony.

And this is from Newsom's Press Office:

[Beartracks]

42. "Participation Trophy" was my first thought, too.

Didn't get the real Nobel? Have a buddy make up a fake award for you! Maybe you can end your tantrum!

I really thought conservatives were against this kind of coddling.

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[mahina]

44. Priceless!

[Martin Eden]

71. Fascist Idiot Felon Award

Love it!

[Totally Tunsie]

73. I'm getting a Bob Hope vibe from this picture...

the nose, the mouth, the tan, the blockhead.

[Joinfortmill]

89. Omg! Panties. Yikes!

[Mr.Bee]

30. How About

'It's Mine! Gimme Dat!'

[Diamond_Dog]

33. Like a two year old! Gimme Gimmee!

He is beyond embarrassing.

[Ocelot II]

34. "Pathetic" is a pretty fair adjective.

How empty and needy do you have to be to take seriously a participation trophy created just for you to keep you from having a tantrum?

[bucolic_frolic]

35. Inventing and gaming your own system: Narcissistic Incest

Every normal person in the world knows this is a bogus award.

[flashman13]

40. Remember the California raisin commercials? That's the shriveled up face right there.

[Rebl2]

41. Trying hard

not to muss his makeup 🙄

[kudzukimchi]

51. That picture

is all a psychiatrist would need to make a diagnosis.

[Initech]

55. I don't have a word, but I do know where he can shove that stupid medal!

[paleotn]

56. Who the fuck does he think he is? Napoleon?

Is that stupidity akin to crowning himself? What a goober.

[Stargleamer]

57. His first one. . .

His mommy would be so proud...

— (@auntyr.bsky.social) 2025-12-06T17:26:30.790Z

[LilElf70]

62. I've got a few

Narcissistic CLOWN!!!! Gee doesn't TSF just look so happy getting a fake reward? Why these fuckers continue to kiss his fucking ring, is totally beyond me.

[Figarosmom]

64. Just another golf award.

He takes thise seriously too. The man is addled , mush for brains.

[MissouriDem47]

65. It Reminds Me

It reminds me of the story of Napoleon Bonaparte grabbing crown and anointing himself the Emperor of France in 1804.

[Uncle Joe]

67. It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.

That why he fantasizes about getting the Nobel Peace Prize and stopping 8 wars.

He knows that he's dying and he's hoping these things will obscure his actual life's work from the almighty.

Thanks for thread Aviation Pro

[Dave Bowman]

68. Looks like someone about to hang himself. Unfortunately he didn't go all the way.

[Swede]

69. Winner of the first ever Dullard Award.

nt

[BidenRocks]

70. He doesn't realize that all the swag

Does not belong to him.

This time people will be checking boxes and the transition team will excel in data leaks.

You know he will make a final fuck you to America before leaving. (It sounds good to say leaving)

The final grift.

[Martin Eden]

72. I have two words: PATHETICALLY NEEDY

This is Borowitz Report level absurd.

[GreatShakes66]

77. It says "genyus"

Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth?!!

[dlilafae]

82. Just three for me:

He's an ass!

[Tribetime]

84. Fake medal for a fake president

[SWBTATTReg]

85. There are no words to discuss this pathetic show by djt. The idiot shows himself in all of his childish behavior that

no decent 5-year-old would ever act. And to boot, his fat head is almost too big to allow the necklace to fit. Not a good look, as it matches w/ the tiny hands, the big fat head, the tiny mouth, as well as the lopsided walking mannerism he has from wearing all of the giant diapers, so he won't leak.

How does he ever cram all of the food he eats into that tiny mouth?

[eppur_se_muova]

86. There's precedent ...

Napoleon grabbed the crown from the hands of Pius VII and crowned himself Emperor, then crowned Josephine Empress. The Pope had been invited to attend the ceremony specifically to do both jobs. The sketch of NB crowning himself was painted over, but remnants are still visible in the finished painting, which shows him crowning Josephine.

[tavernier]

87. Holy cow, he looks dead.

That has got to be funeral home make up.

[Joinfortmill]

88. Make-believe

[pacalo]

91. Pathetic.

[FakeNoose]

93. He's starring in a TV reality show ... now playing in his own mind and nowhere else

[Crunchy Frog]

95. The Mayor McCheese Peace Prize.

The greatest honor in the world.