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jmowreader

(52,845 posts)
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 02:03 PM Dec 6

Trump announces most expensive and stupidest initiative yet!

I have to post a link so you will believe that fucking idiot actually said this:

https://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/article/president-trump-wants-to-rename-american-football-we-have-to-come-up-with-another-name-for-the-nfl-181710848.html

At the FIFA World Cup draw held Friday, Trump said all these words:

"But when you look at what has happened to football in the United States, soccer in the United States ... we seem to never call it [football] because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called ... this is football, there's no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL. It really doesn't make sense when you think about it."

The first gridiron football game was an 1874 matchup between Harvard University and Montreal's McGill University. The first game between two US-based teams, Harvard and Yale, happened a year later. They were playing oval-ball football 24 years before Donald Trump's grandfather opened his brothel. The rules of association football - the kind Trump describes as "this is football, no question about it" - were set only 11 years earlier than the Harvard-McGill game. The two games are nearly the same age and neither has the exclusive right to the name - especially since there are five games using the name. They are Association football (which the US, Canada, Australia and Ireland calls soccer), Australian football, Gaelic football, and two forms of gridiron football, American-rules and Canadian-rules.

I realize Trump is still pissed off because the NFL says he's too sleazy to own a football team, but this is ridiculous. It would cost easily a few trillion dollars to change the name of the sport of football just because Trump decided to suck up to the president of FIFA. As one example, all NFL licensed merchandise has an NFL logo on it. If you changed the name of the sport the name of the professional league would also have to be changed, which means the logo would change, which ALSO means all the licensed merchandise not yet sold would have to be recalled and destroyed. Everyone from the NFL to children's flag football programs would have to reprint any document and edit any web page that has the word "football" on it. The list goes on. And even if he managed to get football to change its name it wouldn't matter - people would still call the sport football.

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Trump announces most expensive and stupidest initiative yet! (Original Post) jmowreader Dec 6 OP
You forgot about Australian Rules Football Jerry2144 Dec 6 #1
I believe that US football canetoad Dec 6 #2
I think you meant that the other way round - the OP forgot about rugby (2 types) muriel_volestrangler Dec 6 #4
While rugby is a form of football, most rugby players don't use the F-word jmowreader Dec 6 #7
Sure, but I thought we were being comprehensive muriel_volestrangler Dec 6 #9
It's in there jmowreader Dec 6 #6
And the Korrupt Korpulent Koprolite Jerry2144 Dec 6 #8
I'm thinking it should be called Trumpball . Permanut Dec 6 #3
One is football, the other is futbol Walleye Dec 6 #5
Concussion Ball lame54 Dec 6 #10

Jerry2144

(3,154 posts)
1. You forgot about Australian Rules Football
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 02:06 PM
Dec 6

Which is different from rugby. And different from their own (soccer style) football

canetoad

(20,002 posts)
2. I believe that US football
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 02:14 PM
Dec 6

Is similar to what we in Victoria call rugby (union or league?) but is called football in NSW and parts of Queensland. South Australia also calls Aussie rules football. Irish football is vert similar to Aussie rules football exept the ball is round, not oval. If we say we're going to the footy - it's definitely not rugby or soccer. Hope this clears it up.

muriel_volestrangler

(105,437 posts)
4. I think you meant that the other way round - the OP forgot about rugby (2 types)
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 02:27 PM
Dec 6

"rugby union" - 15 per side, run, in England, by the Rugby Football Union (RFU), and "rugby league" - 13 per side, run, in England, by the Rugby Football League.

jmowreader

(52,845 posts)
7. While rugby is a form of football, most rugby players don't use the F-word
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 02:39 PM
Dec 6

They'll say they are "rugby players" rather than "rugby football players."

muriel_volestrangler

(105,437 posts)
9. Sure, but I thought we were being comprehensive
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 02:50 PM
Dec 6

(and there's still more kicking in both types of rugby than in American football).

Jerry2144

(3,154 posts)
8. And the Korrupt Korpulent Koprolite
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 02:43 PM
Dec 6

Is too stupid to know there are more than a dozen sports with the name football or some variant of it. Some similar to others and some vastly different.

Indoor Football (Knighthawks are national champion) is played on converted ice hockey rinks. While there’s ice football played on ice hockey ice rinks. Both are fun to watch.

I’ve watched a few minutes of the Australian Football. I couldn’t figure out much, but sure looks entertaining. It’s a sport I’m looking for to figure out.

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