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edhopper

(37,370 posts) Mon Dec 8, 2025, 04:59 PM Dec 2025

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic

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THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arctic

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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic (Original Post) edhopper Dec 2025 OP

LOL.'Best tell Oprah that whale blubber is not worth what it once was, so may as well put the harpoon away... hlthe2b Dec 2025 #1

Thanks for nothing, Oprah. MIButterfly Dec 2025 #2

Get Dr Oz while you're at it, Oprah. milestogo Dec 2025 #3

hlthe2b

(113,973 posts)

1. LOL.'Best tell Oprah that whale blubber is not worth what it once was, so may as well put the harpoon away...

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Mon Dec 8, 2025, 05:02 PM

Dec 2025

MIButterfly

(2,696 posts)

2. Thanks for nothing, Oprah.

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Mon Dec 8, 2025, 05:34 PM

Dec 2025

Go away and take "Dr." Phil; Dr. Oz; and "America's Mayor" with you.

The less we see of the four of you, the better off we all will be.

milestogo

(23,084 posts)

3. Get Dr Oz while you're at it, Oprah.

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Mon Dec 8, 2025, 05:52 PM

Dec 2025

He is considerably more dangerous than Dr. Phil right now.

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