JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to use the service door, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there. You know the rule. You’ll need to use the service entrance ’round back unless you have special permission,” said Marine Cpl. Nic Afton, a West Wing guard who stepped in the path of the vice president and Hillbilly Elegy author to sternly repeat the policy that forbids low-level staff from entering the premises through such a prominent, public-facing entryway. “You can’t just use any door you want, Mr. Vice President. You’ve been told several times this entrance isn’t for you. I’m gonna need you to go toward the back, take a left by the garbage cans, and use that door. You know the one.” Upon reaching the service entrance, Vice President Vance was reportedly stopped yet again and asked for identification by the head of White House maintenance.

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[PikaBlue]

1. Guess it's a step up from the doggie door.

[Dear_Prudence]

2. I am slow...

I won't admit how far into this article I got before I got suspicious. Yes, I am tired, but also, it is hard to know fact from satire these days.

[appleannie1]

4. I did not fully know until I saw the address "The Onion". Sounds exactly what a trump would do. (Ivanka and her SS)

They could not use a bathroom in her multi-bathroom home and had to pay for a job johnny instead.

[Jack Valentino]

3. and on his knees...

[TheBlackAdder]

5. Yep, there's more than one meaning to the word service.