Jasmine, Jasmine Crockett, Queen Of The Wild Senate Frontier?

[erronis]

https://www.wonkette.com/p/jasmine-jasmine-crockett-queen-of

The bad news: The Supreme Court let stand Texas’s gerrydiddling out Democratic seats, because Texas is doing it for political reasons, not racial ones. And Collin Allred announced Monday that he’s dropping his bid for the Democratic nomination for US Senate. The better news, Rep. Jasmine Crockett is running to take the seat of Republican Senator / fossil John Cornyn!

She faces a March 3 primary against Democratic state Rep. James Talarico, a former teacher. Look how cute and sweet he is, like a young Ron Howard:

We love him too!

Crockett’s masterful opening ad is nothing but Donald Trump ranting about new star Jasmine CAHCKETT, one of the leaders of the party who’s gonna bring ‘em back, and a low-IQ person, man oh man!

Please watch this embedded video on Wonkette's site. It is excellence personified!

Rely on Crockett to rustle the old man’s jimmies! How he hates a Black lady lawyer, ever since Fani Willis got him indicted and mug-shotted down in Fulton County, and Letitia James had him, his two fuggest sons, and their accountant declared frauds and con men before all the land. He’s surely wearing out the pages of his 1933 Children’s Dictionary of Racist and Sexist Epithets thumbing through for one that rhymes with Crockett.

Anyhoo, she kicked off her announcement with the ad and some Kendrick Lamar.

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

1. This polling makes me smile

Link to tweet

[SSJVegeta]

3. Crockett is polling on name recognition and high favorability among Dems

Problem is she has similar unfavorable ratings which gives her a less competitive edge than Talarico -who has less name recognition, high favorables-and the lowest unfavorability ratings of potential candidates. He also has had a large early fundraising haul the last quarter, and spent almost nothing on ads so far

He has the advantage in the primary, and probably the best shot at beating Cornyn.

It is a pity though that millions will likely be spent against other Democrats right now. I really wish she chose to run for governor.

[Walleye]

2. And serious pundits will shake their heads and say

“You’ve got to campaign for something you can’t just be against somebody.” Bullshit we are against something and it’s fascism and it’s Trump. What we’re for is pretty clear, liberty and justice for all.