Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stabbed by 17 pencils?

Smothered by 37 dolls?

Stroked out when someone asked him to define sedition?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Heard Jimmy Kimmel was renewal

and cried himself to sleep so badly he had a stroke.

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

5. Soon, if there is a merciful God, soon.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

3. India dumps tons of rice on him. You can hear his muffled voice saying "crooked Joe Biden"

"crooked Hillary" "evil woman" and then there was a wimper and silence. He didn't go out with a bang. His burner phone was nice and drry though.
Did I just hear champagne pop?

[surfered]

4. Here's hoping

More Dr Seuss

[2MuchNoise]

10. I do not like his whole mindset. I do not like that he's not dead yet.

[surfered]

6. This

[bdamomma]

12. Exactly

Our Lady Liberty is in hiding, let's bring her out in the open again.

[hlthe2b]

7. "Austerity, hell! 'Try taking away MY stuffed dolls!"

"YOU DIE!"

[malaise]

14. Ha

😂

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. Cute 🥰

[SheltieLover]

8. Attacked by 37 Chuckie dolls?

Mistaken for rabid, wild piggie & put out of our misery by game warden?

[Joinfortmill]

11. He's rotting from the inside out. TickTock.

[malaise]

13. No but

He sure flopped with his lies and incoherent psychobabble in Pennsylvania.
He is no longer…drumroll…affordable for MAGAts

[bdamomma]

15. Reading these threads

the sooner the better!!!!!

[truddy777]

16. Cruise Incident Gone Out of Control

Something in Florida politics always ends up feeling like a weird cartoon. If you try to follow what is actually happening behind these blow up headlines, get a quick read from places that break down the legal side in plain language. Child Support Hero helped me understand a couple of things during my own mess and it kept me from spiraling every time someone online yelled that someone was dying or getting arrested any second. Helps to sort the noise from the real stuff.

[niyad]

17. ???

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. Maybe posted to the wrong thread

[niyad]

21. It would seem so!

[surfered]

20. Well, the rotting pumpkin is threatening us:

From the Huffington Post:

Donald Trump flipped out in a post on his Truth Social platform on Tuesday as he issued an ominous warning to anyone who questions his health, suggesting “it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous” and libelous.

So, good morning my fellow seditious, treasonous, and libelous DUers and eff him…in a completely non seditious, non treasonous, and non libelous way, of course

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. We are all exhausted

[Blumancru]

23. An angry crowd with torches storms Mag a Lardass

He sneaks out the back door just ahead of them, but not before cunningly substituting his audio-animatron, which he stole from Disney.
The crowd can’t tell him from a dummy, and lynches it.
He flies to Bahrain on Hair Farce One. His bacterial neckanosis is treated and he goes to a replica of the Oval Office each day, thinking he is still going to the real one.
Mailorderia retires from her handler duties. Poo Tin grants her a bonus and a pension, and she spends her days on a beach on the Adriatic.