Kyle Rittenhouse got married.

[demmiblue]

Kyle Rittenhouse got married.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2025-12-10T20:45:25.399Z

[Emile]

1. They'll probably get drunk one night, and shoot each other.

[2MuchNoise]

3. One can hope.

[TheBlackAdder]

37. I have a feeling that she'll come out on top.

[2MuchNoise]

2. His gun is little.

[Volaris]

27. An interesting observation. Yes, hers is MUCH bigger lol...

('Not that there's anything wrong with that.')

[2MuchNoise]

48. "Not that there's anything wrong with that" LOL.

[TheBlackAdder]

36. She reminds me of Ivanna Kutchurcokov

Stay away from 4th floor windows.

[QueerDuck]

4. She seems nice.

[Seeking Serenity]

13. Tatted-up trashy

No me gusta.

[QueerDuck]

16. Indeed. A series of poor decisions that culminate with this marriage.

[Volaris]

28. Hahaha this is NOT the culmination of bad decisions for these 2,

I suspect this is just the beginning, of the bad decisions they're going to make...

[QueerDuck]

32. Normally, I'd pity their spawn... but... it's Kyle. 'Nuff said!

Okay, I'll say it: Incel for life.

[3catwoman3]

5. That is seriously their wedding picture?

That's disgusting.

I hope they are infertile.

[sheshe2]

21. Bwahahahahahahahaha

Okay, now that was both hilarious and TRUE!

[Volaris]

30. Yep, you win the thread!

Holy fuck, that was funny...

[3catwoman3]

61. While I'm glad to have provided a laugh, I was completely serious.

After a long career in pediatrics, I feel quite qualified to have an expert opinion on who should not become parents, and these 2 are definitely on my "No" list.

[bluestarone]

38. Heavens YES!

Infertile is PERFECT!!

[MustLoveBeagles]

41. I don't normally wish that on people

For them I'll make an exception 😉

[QueerDuck]

6. And he's still an incel.

[sop]

8. My God, what the fuck happened to this country?

[maxrandb]

18. Taking bets on a new reality show on CBS coming soon

You know I'm not wrong.

[Totally Tunsie]

56. The Real Housewives of Kalashnikov USA (GOOGLE it!)

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[Traildogbob]

9. Did they get

Spayed and neutered like all strays should do?
Murder pays well in MurKKKa. Hell Look at our military now.

[LuckyCharms]

10. Jessssusss Christ already!

I...I...can't.

I'm dreaming this picture, right?

[RandySF]

11. I give it six months.

[Johonny]

12. Ghee, I wonder if she's a racist POS

[Skittles]

14. looks like he got the "caliber of woman" he deserved

[WiVoter]

15. Their Faces Resemble Each Other

Were they related before they got married?

[flvegan]

17. Great. Sadly, now it is going to breed. n/t

[Buzz cook]

19. Stand your ground beats a messy divorce

I hope they don't murder each other.

[niyad]

64. Really? Some hope just the opposite!

[Diamond_Dog]

20. Does the love of guns

Determine their every thought and action? Pretty sick.

[Conjuay]

22. I've never seen a rip stop nylon suit before

[peggysue2]

23. Perfect match

Do they sleep with guns??

I'm guessing, yes.

[2MuchNoise]

45. Happiness is a warm gun.

Heard it in a song.

[peggysue2]

46. LOL

Another perfect match.

[yellowcanine]

24. I have no fucks left to give about anything Killin' Kyle does. Karma is coming for him.

[sinkingfeeling]

25. To the gun?

[C_U_L8R]

26. WHO the heck would ever...

Oh. Nevermind.

[Scrivener7]

29. That's a "Future Domestic Abusers" poster right there.

[2MuchNoise]

44. I hope she kicks his ass.

[sop]

31. I see this also ending in tears...

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[Iggo]

33. Murdering fuck.

[TheBlackAdder]

34. Looks the type to divorce him a year later and take half of his 💩

[ProudMNDemocrat]

35. Any bets on how long this marriage will last?

Like their financial prospects are looking peachy keen?

[SocialDemocrat61]

39. I'm dreaming of a white

trash Christmas

[tanyev]

40. Nice suit, bro.

[Sneederbunk]

42. Getting all the publicity he wants.

[larwdem]

43. to a girl??

[2MuchNoise]

49. I think he married the big gun.

[obamanut2012]

63. Who else would he marry?

Why are you implying he's gay?

[Aristus]

65. Or more probably implying that his wife is of the vinyl, blow-up kind, or else a 300lbs guy named Russell

pretending to be one of the on-line "hot, horny females want YOU!" types.

[Rob H.]

47. I hope she's not expecting much financially

He looks to be wearing a borrowed suit, judging by how it fits.

[Torchlight]

50. I hope he doesn't get into a car accident on his way to the wedding

(or Car 'Negligence' for the Statlers and Waldorfs)

[raccoon]

51. Whoever she is, I pity the fool.

[Wounded Bear]

52. Obviously, you have me confused with someone who gives a shit...nt

[ret5hd]

53. i wonder who carries the ammo in that family.

[Silent Type]

54. Ammosexuals found each other.

[Boomerproud]

55. How sweet. He found a tatted up fangirl.

They deserve each other and whatever their wretched lives bring them.

[NotHardly]

57. This will not end well.

[Ping Tung]

58. Wannabees.

?itok=GHyXRqLV

[ornotna]

59. Even a blind hog

Will find an acorn every now and then.
She looks skankalicious.

[choie]

60. UFFA what white maga trash

n/t

[Blue Owl]

62. He married his gun?

Who’s that woman standing behind the bride?