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maybe this is a dumb question but.... (Original Post)
gopiscrap
Dec 2025
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Brother Buzz
(39,900 posts)1. It might be seven wars
I heard the marmalade shartcannon brag the other day, I stopped one war before it even started.
LuckyCharms
(22,658 posts)2. Let's see...
The Person war
The Woman war
The Man war
The Camera war
The TV war...
Let's see...
The Affordability war
Hmmmm...
The "Weave" war
Ummm...
Hmmmm...
The Piggy War
doc03
(39,086 posts)3. The war on Christmas
BOSSHOG
(44,738 posts)4. All of them and more
President miller will be starting new wars after the first of the year so trump can end them. There will be at least one ended war per month with lots of medals and awards and tiaras for trump. Black women will be prevented from asking his highness about the wars. Because hes fair and open minded. And a great source of material.
Iggo
(49,928 posts)5. The Epstein War.
Didnt notice, did ya.
Rincewind
(1,358 posts)6. I can think of a few.
The war on poverty, the war on childhood disease, the war on food insecurity, the war on child rape, the war on ignorance.