Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Forced by Venezuela to walk the plank for his acts of piracy?

Cut into five pieces by Europe and delivered to US, China, India, Russia, and Japan, respectively?

Got lost in the wilds of northeast Pennsylvania and died of exposure?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Drown in Venezualian oil tanker?

[Coldwater]

2. No, but when he does

you can be sure MAGA will put out a BOLO on this fool

[bdamomma]

3. Hopefully

it will be soon, his hate and greed is going to consume his hateful a$$.

[twodogsbarking]

4. Trampled by 8,000 white-tailed deer in Pennsavanya.

[malaise]

5. Forced by Venezuela to walk the plank for his acts of piracy

for murder

[surfered]

6. Choked while trying to say the word "affordability."

[Seinan Sensei]

10. Or slapped to death

by people annoyed by the way he says “affordability”

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. That day is coming soon, based upon the number of cognitive tests his doctors keep giving him.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

13. Brain bleed imminent?

[surfered]

22. I'm for whatever it takes

[SheltieLover]

24. Same here, Surfered!

So many great possibilities offered here in Orrex's amazing thread here daily & only one required to get the job done.

[surfered]

27. They keep my hopes up

[SheltieLover]

33. Agreed!

[SheltieLover]

12. Keep it on ice...

Can't be long now...

[bluestarone]

29. Aging like fine wine! What a

Beautiful day, and wonderful bottle of bubbly it will be!!

[Blumancru]

8. Diagnosed with TDS

Totally Deceased Syndrome

[niyad]

16. The sooner, the better!

[DeeDeeNY]

11. Turned to stone when he came too close to

Kristi Noem's face

[malaise]

14. No but

He sure killed the tourism industry

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220859551

[surfered]

26. Night time fishing charters in the Caribbean have been canceled until further notice.

[malaise]

28. Same with tourism and we can cancel Carnival in Brazil and Trinidad and Tobago.

Eff this monster. Just effin croak.

[hlthe2b]

15. "I'm pissed and training to fight for the fishermen! Let me at him!"

[niyad]

17. That is adorable!

[malaise]

18. Hehe

😀

[MustLoveBeagles]

31. Aw

[twodogsbarking]

19. Napping with the feeshes.

[BWdem4life]

20. One day closer. nt

[Blue Owl]

21. Accidentally got splashed by Kristi Noem's sulfuric projections

[surfered]

23. Perfect!

[SheltieLover]

25. ...

Perfect!

[electric_blue68]

30. Nope. Drums fingers.

Oh!
Imagine the sound of millions of fingers drumming at once!
Like an approaching herd.

[Initech]

32. Tried to visit Mt. Rushmore during a fireworks show?