(UPDATED) Is this the worst photo of Chump we've ever seen?

[FakeNoose]

Last edited Fri Dec 12, 2025, 08:15 AM - Edit history (2)

I think it's the worst I've seen.

Someone just posted this on BlueSky this afternoon. Doesn't he look more than half-dead?
I don't think his Mom would have recognized him.

EDIT TO ADD:
OK I've been admonished that the above photo is probably photoshopped. My thanks to Earl G who posted this photo (below) that is most likely the original pic. Someone on BlueSky apparently used it to make Chump even more hideous than he already is:


That's it ... I'm done ...

[2naSalit]

1. More than...

Half dead. Should be all the way by now.

[malaise]

2. The evil is visibly seeping out of

this decrepit, degenerate, deplorable, despot doomed to depart soon

[dalton99a]

14. +1. A demon from hell

[ananda]

17. dead as a doornail dragged through a ditch.

[malaise]

19. Seriously

He looks what he is - an effin racist woman-hating fascist monster

[Trueblue1968]

90. Rump is bald !!!! He is an ugly man. Geeeeeeees he is ugly.

[montanacowboy]

3. Rotting piece of meat

turns your stomach

[Fiendish Thingy]

4. I'm not convinced this photo isn't photoshopped/AI manipulated

Trump is ugly, for sure, but some the proportions of his face look off to me - maybe the angle of the photo?

Also, his skin doesn’t have freckles like that.

[FakeNoose]

9. He does have freckles, or more likely "mottled" skin

But usually he has it covered up by makeup. Maybe he didn't put the makeup on today, or whatever day this photo was taken.

[Fiendish Thingy]

27. The photo clearly show makeup - look at the line by his ear

It looks like there are freckles on top of mottled skin, nothing I’ve ever noticed before.

[calimary]

47. VERY clearly.

I just looked at it again. He must do his own makeup. Doesn’t see the ears or the outer edges of his face.

You’re not fooling ANYBODY, donald, except those who want to be fooled.

[soldierant]

48. He thinks he is so wonderful

because he is "white" Maybe he could be talked into ueing the same makeup Elizabeth I used. It was actually white. (and contained arsenic.)

[buzzycrumbhunger]

20. Who knows what his skin really looks like?

It’s been spackled in orange goop for so long, who knows what’s under there? The amount of time he spends on the golf course (often *without* makeup) would certainly foster development of freckles and (dare we hope?) skin cancer.

[Fiendish Thingy]

28. That's why it looks photoshopped

I’ve seen many photos of pasty pale Trump without makeup, and never noticed a freckle.

This photo shows him with makeup, which would obscure any freckles.

[aeromanKC]

5. And whatever you do, do NOT share this pic with anybody!!

[BOSSHOG]

6. Looks like an old guy contemplating a pedophilia report long overdue

[wolfie001]

44. The old "Dennis Hastert" leer

🤢🤮

[Aviation Pro]

7. Jabba the Pedophile

[FakeNoose]

12. Carrie Fisher was such a badass!

[Traildogbob]

29. Jabba

Was the first thought. And his girl Habba needs recognized as well.
Jabba Habba doooo! His daddy was Fred, right?

[Ferrets are Cool]

72. My first thought too!!

[Deuxcents]

8. O, boy..my stomach is gurgling from distress 🤢

[Tribetime]

10. And he calls others piggy

[buzzycrumbhunger]

21. Smeller's the feller

(Thanks to my gran for that colourful phrase. )

[BootinUp]

11. I would describe it as hutt-ish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabba_the_Hutt

[bluestarone]

13. All this needs is some flies to start landing on him to

Begin the final process! (just hoping the flies don't die first)

[oregonjen]

15. It looks like they really tried to put lipstick on a pig

[rsdsharp]

16. Hammered shit.

That “part” seems to be widening.

[hlthe2b]

18. OMG

Ignoring the orange half-assed "war paint," and the fact that his eyes look positively blue-white to the point I did a double-take thinking he was cyanotic, but they do (sort of) match his ears, his face looks like a big ole bullfrog with full, bumpy, mottled skin. (With apologies to bullfrogs)...

[JI7]

22. The part around the eyes where he doesn't put orange

makeup and is his natural color is looking blue/purple.

[Norrrm]

23. No wonder Melania wears a wide brimmed hat to discourage kisses.

[Blue Owl]

24. A rotten hot dog skin full of toxic diarrhea

[Disaffected]

25. Looks shopped to me.

Unless that image is actually a window on his sole.

[Bayard]

56. The part is too wide

Looks like a racing stripe.

[msongs]

26. he has always had freckles but they were very pale nt

[Vinca]

30. Whoa. If you plan a weight loss diet after the holidays, stick that thing on the fridge.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

88. .

[C_U_L8R]

31. Baron Harkonnen

He is the disease.

[ms liberty]

57. Yes. Blech.

[slumcamper]

32. wonderful photo! dying before our very eyes n/t

[moniss]

33. If it's not photo-shopped then

someone here from DU who is a doctor or nurse could tell us about when a person has the whites of their eyes turn from white to mostly pink/red. It is very,very noticeable in many pictures now how his hair is greatly thinning. I think they had him jacked up to the moon in Pennsylvania and coming down at his age is way more than a one day ride. When he is in a room with other people now in other pictures notice how he is standing. Like he's coming apart and half slouching. When he's seated like at his "cabinet" meeting he's listing to one side after awhile with his head cocked to the side.

His "confusion" at various times about what is happening around him and where he is to go or what he's doing is quite evident. So he gets to a microphone and does his canned bit about how great he is and how bad Democrats are and then wanders into nonsense until someone in his group, maybe Miller, gives him the "cut" sign and the "performer" in him knows to shut up and it's over. People who work with people of age will be able to start picking out the "compensation" moves etc. Things like looking in one direction for a long time and then down at the floor before starting to walk in that direction. Sometimes they'll start to always have a "staffer" right behind them or next to them but back a little to "guide" when it's time to move and what direction. That loaded down, damaged heart is going to give way one of these days if they keep jacking him up to trot him out.

If the photo is legit it also looks like liver spots are ganging up on his face. All of his supposed exercise is getting out of a golf cart to hit a swing and then getting back in the cart. It's better than nothing but not by much. There's no way they can declare him "fit" and "healthy" in the manner they've done. He's been looking worse and worse in even just the last weeks and he was no prize even before that. He looks like a guy, given his age, who would be seeing his doctor every 2 weeks to listen to his heart, take a blood pressure, maybe labs and keep upping his level of water pill to try and get him less bloated. Knowing him, his temper and his attitude he probably doesn't take his pills because they make urination an urgent matter several times after taking the water pill. If you take that first thing in the morning probably within a half hour or so you better be real close to the bathroom because "holding it" for awhile is not an option. That would anger him to have several of those every morning and especially if he drinks a couple of coffees or Diet Cokes. So he'll keep getting worse and they'll keep testing and he'll keep lying about taking his pills.

[EarlG]

34. A different version of this image exists elsewhere on the Internet

This image in the OP has been Photoshopped, although there wasn't really any need because the original is bad enough.

(Edited to add: The OP image is definitely Photoshopped but I'm not sure that the image below is even legit. I can't find the original source for it anywhere.)

[Scrivener7]

53. If this one IS real it's not much of an improvement. His skin looks like a gravel road.

His evil is showing.

[enid602]

78. Warning

It’s about time for everyone in the room to high tail it out when Von Shitzinpants makes that face.

[FakeNoose]

87. Thank you EarlG - I have revised my OP to include this photo, which is probably closer to being "real"

[Traildogbob]

35. To me

He has always had the eyelids of a special needs child. Not trying to be insensitive here. I wonder if that is why he has always hated special needs people, he hated himself, and his parents were embarrassed by him, and the thought he was not up to their standard.

[El Supremo]

36. Looks like Tina Peters

[wolfie001]

42. Keep that traitorous harridan in prison where she belongs

[usonian]

37. I have the BEST!

Courtesy of Twilight Zone and the Kanamits.



Guess who's coming to dinner?

[tavernier]

38. People in their 80s look old. That's life.

My grandparents looked old, but they were kind, caring, loving people, and I thought they were beautiful. It’s not his looks, but the content of his character and what is in his heart and his mind and comes out of his mouth that is ugly.

[Joinfortmill]

39. Snake Eyes.

[wolfie001]

40. Mooooooo

His fugly face reminded me of this famous cow:
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[Sneederbunk]

41. Pig-eyed.

[Scrivener7]

49. And dead-eyed. May the rest of him follow soon.

[calimary]

43. What's all that baggage under his chin?

And is that hair on his head, or a hat?

Looks like he’s just waking up from another visit to Sneak-a-Nap.

[bbernardini]

45. The Master Race, y'all. 🙄🙄🙄 nt

[ToxMarz]

46. his schedule: "4:00: Wallow in self-pity. 4:30: Stare into the abyss

[COL Mustard]

50. It'd be a real shame

If that got spread far and wide.

[vapor2]

51. His eyes say everything about his health

[underpants]

52. He's the hardest working President ever! He never sleeps! HOW does he. do. it?

As seen on X.

[mackdaddy]

54. Ribbitt.... ribbitt...

just wow.

[yaesu]

55. His head looks like a can of campbell's tomato soup that burst after spoiling.nt

[WmChris]

58. First thought upon viewing

OINK OINK QUIET PIGGY

[Skittles]

59. pic has been tweaked, and not very well

although to be fair, Trump doesn't look much better than that

[debm55]

60. He looks like a frog.

[mercuryblues]

61. WTF is wrong

with the right side of his mouth?

Sept 11


Dec 2

[canetoad]

68. I think he had

A teeny, weeny stroke about five or six weeks ago. At the time it was noticeable, subsequent videos show foot dragging.

[The Wizard]

62. iguana eyes

[pacalo]

92. I've always thought his eyes looked like a lizard's.

Iguana is just as close.

[pat_k]

63. Great candidate for an updated trump-jabba-the-hut fusion.

Although this one was pretty good:

https://www.freepik.com/premium-ai-image/fusion-donald-trump-jabba-hut_34724710.htm

[Sogo]

64. They're ALL the worst....

nt.

[a kennedy]

65. OMGAWD!!!!! Yes, yes, yes!!!!

He is sure one piece of shit!!!

[sakabatou]

66. He looks truly ill

[WarGamer]

67. Here's the real pic.... ugly sob isn't he

[FakeNoose]

85. Thanks WarGamer ... this was also submitted by EarlG

I have edited my OP to include this photo so DUers can compare.

[Crunchy Frog]

69. The makeup really accentuates his liver spots, and his jowls are extremely prominent. Handsome devil.👺

[milestogo]

70. He's ready to be fitted for his coffin.

And no amount of funeral preparation is going to make him look good.

[Laffy Kat]

71. Yes, it's horrible.

Whatever you do, DO NOT share this post on social media sites!

[Ping Tung]

73. Bugly.

[electric_blue68]

74. Such a look of disdain.

An arrogant side eye.

[no_hypocrisy]

75. To quote Fonzi:

WHOA!!!

[no_hypocrisy]

76. Chinese Proverb: You wear the face you're born with for your first 40 years.

You wear the face you've earned for the next 40 years.

[Emile]

79. Here's his latest picture.

[Orrex]

80. Hey, he served honorably at the Battle of Scarif.

[Vinca]

81. Re your update. IMO, they're equally bad. Want to lose weight? Put them both on the fridge.

[GoCubsGo]

82. Holy bloated corpse, Batman!

I saw a side-view photo of the updated one a couple of days ago, and his face was equally swollen like that. I can't imagine his kidneys are fully functioning at this point.

Those eyes look awfully bloodshot...

[doc03]

83. Did he run out of blood hair color, his hair is snow white now.

[Trueblue Texan]

84. He's obviously been sprayed with turmeric. nt

[NNadir]

86. I have a problem with "half-dead." I'd...

...prefer to do without the word "half."

He doesn't look pre-embalmed; I'll give you that.

With so many ugly pictures of an intellectually, morally, and physically ugly person it's hard to choose "worst." There's a plethora of examples from which to choose.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

89. This thread is hilarious!

[Chalco]

91. I can't stop vomiting.