Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

One too many Diet Cokes?

Drained dry when RFK Jr. tried to leech out all his bad humors?

Stroked out over tricky "extend your arm and touch your nose" question on his daily cognitive test?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but

he’s getting there
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220861662

[no_hypocrisy]

6. EWWWWWWWW!!!!

[surfered]

9. That much bronzer just has to be toxic

[malaise]

10. We can

HOPE

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220862288

[SheltieLover]

2. Stuck in the world's biggest spider web and attacked by 111,000 arachnids?

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/122894646 )

Stroked out over IN 31-19 rejection of his demand they gerrymander? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220861297 )

Mistaken by gnome for untrainable puppy having a bad hair day?

Tangled up in cracker jack peace prize & strangled? (No offense to Cracker Jack toys.)

[surfered]

11. Gnome....love it

[SheltieLover]

17. Fucking puppy murderer!

[malaise]

13. Only 111,000 arachnids?

[Blumancru]

3. Fills his depends with foulness

The room is deprived of oxygen and he quietly nods off.
Mailorderia goes on a permanent holiday with Justin Trudeau.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Stiill, the day is yet young. One dares to dream,

[SheltieLover]

8. Hold the vision, my friends...

It has to be soon!

[surfered]

12. Like now, already!

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾

[SheltieLover]

18. 79 yrs ago wouldn't have been too soon...

[no_hypocrisy]

5. One too many Diet Cokes

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220861908

[twodogsbarking]

7. Doctor Edward Scissorhands performs a DRE (Digital Rectal Exam).

Enough blood to fill a, well, oil tanker.

[surfered]

15. Or a Transurethral resection of the prostate

[IronLionZion]

14. Visited by 3 ghosts this Christmas Eve

They realize he's irredeemable so they make him the fourth ghost.

[surfered]

16. Stabbed to death by 2 dolls with 37 pencils

[SheltieLover]

20. ...

[mountain grammy]

19. fell asleep with his peace medal on

and strangled himself.. hey, it's all for peace!

[malaise]

22. What a piece of

Luck for the planet😂😂

[hlthe2b]

21. "RFK Jr's solution to the Diet Coke addiction seems to be working well...?"

(apparently he will need to be reminded to SWALLOW! "

[AllaN01Bear]

23. not yet ,, but,,,,,,,,,

greetings from the night shift.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. It's getting very close to that time when we all need to be stockpiling the champagne and popcorn.

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