Oh, KATIE MILLER. Your ignorance doesn't end with mating with Pee Wee German ("Melanie Trump loves her country")...

[Miles Archer]

The wife of top Trump advisor and Trump administration immigration policy architect Stephen Miller made an awkward mistake Friday while trying to defend First lady Melania Trump and attack a Democrat.

Conservative podcaster and Elon Musk employee Katie Miller was trying to defend the First lady's English skills and say she was a "good" immigrant compared to Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), who is also an immigrant, when she referred to her as "Melanie" in a now-deleted post on X, The Daily Beast reported.

“Melanie Trump loves her country and has devoted her life to serving it,” Miller wrote. “You can’t say the same for Ilhan Omar who openly hates America and laughs off the theft of a billion dollars by her own Somali people.”

Miller was apparently trying to respond to a Thursday post on X from a progressive influencer, Alex Cole. Cole had written this: “Ilhan Omar speaks MUCH better English than Melania. Just sayin.”

https://www.rawstory.com/whos-melanie-stephen-miller-s-wife-makes-awkward-mistake-trying-to-defend-first-lady/

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. PeeWee German! I love it!

[Miles Archer]

2. I can't take credit for it, but...

...I use it whenever I can.

[Irish_Dem]

3. "Devoted her life to serving America" by making porn videos and stalking rich American guys.

Rich American guys who are not too bright.

[flvegan]

4. Katie Miller just wants a shot at Melania's reverse harem of menfolk, I'll bet.

Musk's "equipment" is allegedly broken, Stephen's is probably microscopic (and yeesh, imagine fucking either one of them?). She wants the full "poolboy in loincloth waving fans" experience. That's why she's defending her.

[Miles Archer]

5. I've been making "Melania and the Mar-a-Lago pool boy" jokes since Trump's first term

Let's all remember her "humble beginnings."

It's like the Beach Boys song, "Round round get around, I get around..."

She's been around the block, more than a few times. And my educated guess is that as soon as the Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal headlines ended up on the front page, connubial bliss ended for Trump. Unless, of course, he built it into the pre-nup.

[flvegan]

8. The jokes never get old.

But realistically, if I were Melania, and my only given sexual option was Dollar Store Jabba the Hut walrusing his way on top of me and attempting to satisfy me with his inch and a half quarterstaff, I'd certainly be getting it elsewhere too.

[Miles Archer]

9. My standard Corey Lewandowski and Kristi Noem joke

LEWANDOWSKI: UH UH UHHHHHHHHHHH make me a sandwich

NOEM: That was IT?

LEWANDOWSKI: MAKE ME A SANDWICH

[H2O Man]

6. Recommended.

Rep. Omar is elegant. Melania is gutter.

[Kid Berwyn]

7. Saw photos of Melania loving something...

…and nowhere along anywhere did it say, “U.S.A.”