When Rump finally kicks the bucket

[Bluestocking]

who is going to care how elaborate his funeral is since people only do for him to curry favor but once he is gone there is nothing for them to gain. No one actually likes him.

[wcmagumba]

1. I will gladly send a bottle of urine for someone to pour on his grave...

[mercuryblues]

4. We know from the Russian dossier

That Trump likes to get peed on. I encourage people to go shark teeth or blood on his grave. He is petrified of that.

[Trueblue Texan]

12. He doesn't like dogs...

How 'bout getting a few dogs to hike a leg?

[thomski64]

6. ..I've been staying hydrated since he paid

..a "crowd" to cheer him descending that escalator..

[Jack Valentino]

15. I'm going to place a Trump memorial toilet on the edge of my backyard garden....

labeled "Thank God Trump is Dead!"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. In this case I don't care if there's no privacy.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. I'm going to splurge when it happens.

[Trueblue Texan]

13. I love cheap champagne...

I could save a carafe of cheap tinkle for him. LOL!

[SheltieLover]

3. Perfect ending to his Gatzby party life

[Miles Archer]

5. Republicans will be TERRIFIED of pissing off the MAGAts

It will be sort of like Jesus on the cross.

The MAGAts will hold candlelight vigils as close to Mar-a-Lago as they are allowed to get.

They'll have songs and group hugs and rivers of tears and I'll be Michael Flatley, Lord of the Fucking DANCE, doing a lively Irish Jig for DAYS.

[dalton99a]

7. There will be gnashing of teeth and rending of garments among cult members

[C_U_L8R]

8. Dig a big ditch

and throw all that gold crap in with him. Good riddance.

[Luz]

9. I've heard his kids are busy that day.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

10. The funeral procession will be paltry. Not like that of Princes Diana's.

Who gives a fuck about shedding tears over an orange bloated carcass of a man who HATED everyone?

I won't be shedding any tears over him. I will be celebrating my own GOLDEN AGE.

[usonian]

11. He will refuse to leave office, prerring to be interred at his desk.

Where a pen-bot will continue to sign executive orders.

When his cold-dead-fingers are pried from the coke-button, he will get a suitable ride



And flown to his last resting place.




Last image is probably AI.

[wcmagumba]

14. A long long "Weekend at Bernie's"...Decades at Trumpy's...

https://www.google.com/search?q=Weekend+at+Bernie%27s&gs_ivs=1