Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Dried to jerky by incidental exposure to RFK Jr's tanning bed?

Squished when he tried to stop the pressing of the semiquincentennial US coins without his ghastly visage?

Squashed when an Osprey fell on him?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Pummeled by 8th grade basketball team?

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016419310 )

Drown in self-pity? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220863653 )

Buried under massive pile of salacious eps pix featuring the rotten orange magat?

Stroked out over public comment by gop slug: "the president’s hair is “really thinning” and nobody’s yet figured out how to get bronzer on his “albino white scalp.” ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220863990 )

[surfered]

2. Apoplectic shock to discover he can't pardon some crimes.

[SheltieLover]

3. No doubt shocking to be told "no."

Imagine the horror of it all...

[surfered]

4. Yep! That's what did it.

[malaise]

5. No but

He has slaughtered American credibility everywhere

[surfered]

11. Truly

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

12. Mine, too. Waiting, waiting, 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

15. Keep it on ice...

Soon.

Has to be soon!

[SheltieLover]

14. Soon...

Doctors can't keep it alive forever, no matter how much of our tax dollars they dump into their efforts.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

7. Had so many MRIs that his magnetic field pulled a hundred knives into where his brain was supposed to be.

[EYESORE 9001]

8. Perhaps the universe says, 'not quite yet'

Universe: you’ve led a perversion of life itself through your existence. You must endure a tiny fraction of the pain and suffering you have inflicted on others - even if you’re too cognitively impaired to realize it.

[hlthe2b]

9. "Look everyone! There's an orange blob drowning in self-pity out there! Should we go rescue?"

"Nahhh... There's treats on the dock!"

[Blumancru]

10. Lied so much that his pants caught fire.

Mailorderia returns to Russia to a hero’s welcome.

[Joinfortmill]

13. No, but many people are 'hoping and praying'.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. We are all exhausted waiting

[Blue Owl]

17. More people -- millions of people -- are joining his death watch every day

[malaise]

18. Adding this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220864916#post2

[SheltieLover]

19. Excellent addition!

Ty for sharing!

[malaise]

20. Most excellent