Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Found out Melania "would not cry?"

Crushed under avalanche of decommissioned pennies?

Blown up by a propaganda bomb at the Army-Navy Game?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Frozen in place by polar vortex & withered away due to lack of attention?

[malaise]

2. No but

The anticipatory memes increase by the day😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220865868

[BH liberal]

3. "...all human wisdom is...

contained in these two words: ‘Wait and hope.’” - Alexandre Dumas

[doc03]

4. He has at least one foot in the grave. nt

[surfered]

7. I want both feet, dammit.

[twodogsbarking]

10. His right hand looks, well, ded.

[CaptainTruth]

5. All I want for Christmas is...

[underpants]

6. No but he looks like a _______ clown

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220864434

[MiHale]

8. Groundhog Day, 2026

[twodogsbarking]

9. Run over by a MAGA tour bus. Don Jr. (aka Kid Wreck) was behind the wheel.

Melaaaaaaniaaaaaaaah pushed him in front of the bus while YMCA played on the bus speaker.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Suffocated by a Trump condom.

[hlthe2b]

12. "Marine One: just do a little close drop over the wildlife sanctuary..."

"I'll take it from there..."

[Farmer-Rick]

13. Almost

He's dying in front of the cameras. Bit by bit. Piece by piece. He's given up on speaking in full adult sentences. He walks like a lumbering idiot. He falls asleep any time he stops moving. He reads from the teleprompter like he's reading a grocery list. He ad libs rambling stories that make no sense. He sweats and pants when giving speeches. He wanders befuddled when visiting foreign countries.

Little by little, bit by bit, he's almost there.

[surfered]

19. His public decomposition is taking way too long

[SheltieLover]

23. Waaaaay too long!

[Marcuse]

14. Ding Dong!

[AllaN01Bear]

15. lol

ill sing that when he does

[Orrex]

17. Fun fact: I played the Munchkin Mayor senior year in high school.

I was six feet tall with an eight inch top hat, hardly the epitome of Munchkin-ness!

[surfered]

20. Munchkins of unusual size.

[AllaN01Bear]

16. meanwhile the countdown clock continues. 8.7. 6 ,,,,,,,

[generalbetrayus]

18. Laser device attached inside the MRI machine before his next MRI drills a hole through his cranium.

[Blue Owl]

21. His rotten pumpkin head just fell off and smashed on the ground

[11 Bravo]

22. Melania would be on the phone to her account before his fetid corpse had cooled.