Hello, hello, hello...is there anybody IN there? Just nod if you can hear me. IT'S THE EVER-FESTIVE Melania Trump!

[Miles Archer]

Melania Trump could only stare into space as her husband recounted the less-than-glowing reviews of her holiday decorations from Christmases past.

The first lady, 55, stared blankly next to Trump, 79, as he delivered remarks at the White House on Sunday—and took credit for the Christmas decorations this year.

“Melania did all of these decorations, and she’s gotten great reviews. The first year, year one, she did the trees, they were white and they were so beautiful. And the fake news hit her hard. The next year, they were red. Gorgeous red. They hit her hard. The next year, they were another color. They hit her,” he said.

“I said, ‘Baby, do me a favor. Do me a favor. Make the trees green. Let ‘em just be green. It’s so beautiful. Let it be great.’ Anyway, she has gotten the greatest reviews I’ve ever seen, and nobody has ever gotten reviews like this for the White House,” he went on.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/melania-stares-blankly-while-trump-lectures-on-holiday-decorations/

[Deuxcents]

1. 😱 Someone make it stop

[Maru Kitteh]

2. You may feel a little sick . . .

I know I do.

[lastlib]

4. Can HE stand up?

I don't believe it's working.......They gotta keep him going for the show, Come on, it's TIME for him to GO!

[Ocelot II]

3. I've never known of anyone who whined as much as he does.

He and his family are so mistreated. It's not fair!!!

[allegorical oracle]

5. She's really trying to come across as warm and fuzzy. Unfortunately, whatever she

touches turns to frost. Meanwhile, everything he touches turns to cheesy imitation gold. Quite the duo.

[Celerity]

6. That golden eagle lectern is hideous

[IcyPeas]

7. Where exactly are these reviews?

Anyway, she has gotten the greatest reviews I’ve ever seen, and nobody has ever gotten reviews like this for the White House,”

She hates Christmas...