"When It Happens"...Trump's Reiner post generates speculation over the eventual response to his dirt nap

[Miles Archer]

'When it happens': Trump post ignites chatter about president's own mortality

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-when-it-happens/

"I think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3-day party When It Happens," pledged podcaster Lauren. "One bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared."

"Zero grace when It Happens. Zero decorum given," said lawyer Chris Jackson. "I’m high-fiving strangers on the street."

"I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens," posted popular Bluesky user Micah. "I know a bunch of them are going to try to run the Kirk playbook and good luck getting more than half the country fired overnight."

"There’ll be fireworks in countries they’ve never heard of," added Bluesky user Maven.

[wcmagumba]

1. I'll have the hugest party of my life when TSF meets TGR...The Grim Reaper...

It will be huge!

[Initech]

28. I've got my champagne on ice!

[chowmama]

56. I have 2 bottles of cava at the ready.

May they not get too old.

[OrangeJoe]

59. Fireworks

I have a bunch of M400s that I got in Mexico. That’s right they are about 5 times bigger than a M80. I can’t wait, though I do feel for the neighborhood dogs.

[yellow dahlia]

65. Bottle of Moet...in wait...in the frig.

[slightlv]

42. Our party will stretch from my side of the block, around the corner, and up the adjoining street!

Lots more dems on that street, but then, there are few houses right on my street. And the across the street neighbors are trumpers... at least, they voted for him and flew his flag for quite a long time. Only recently took it down. So, who knows? Maybe they'll join us in the celebration. He's a veteran like me, and I've had to bite my tongue too many times. I WANT to PARTY!

[Mr.Bee]

48. I'll Be Cautious

Still have Vance and Miller to worry about.

[Jvp]

87. Vance will be worse!!!

He's being groomed to take over and He's has consciously sold his soul!!!

[Omnipresent]

2. I just hope i can pay the respect he deserves...

By pissing on his grave marker.

[TomSlick]

55. There will be a line.

Trump's grave will need either an armed guard or a sizable french drain.

[calimary]

58. He might eventually have to arrange for an unmarked grave.

Wouldn't THAT be a fitting end for him! At least it'd keep those away who'd like to take a moment to - um - "water the grass" as it were.



Hey, I can hope!

[Bohunk68]

74. There will be many lines.

Probably with Ivana's cremains in the HUGE casket. What else is in there?

[RazorbackExpat]

101. There will be a line longer than a Chinese traffic jam

[TomSlick]

103. Damn!

I wonder if that's common.

[RazorbackExpat]

109. Apparently it's pretty common during extended holiday periods

like Chinese New Year and "Golden Week" (October). Japan also has some nasty traffic jams during its extended holiday periods.

[Fritz Walter]

86. My dream is this...

1. Rent or borrow a food truck. Park it just outside the cemetery;
2. Stock it with bottled water, iced tea, beer, other libations which would be sold to visitors;
3. With each purchase, the customer gets a free serving of asparagus.
4. Sit back and enjoy.

[Omnipresent]

91. ...

[oasis]

99. Got it. Stinky pee on the deceased stink P.

[Jilly_in_VA]

3. What's gonna happen

[twodogsbarking]

11. I had to do it. A link. Not as good as yours but I had to do it.

https://www.tiktok.com/@brooklyncyclones/video/7270170669533482286

[barbtries]

15. thank you

that totally made me laugh. an Elaine dancing contest

[twodogsbarking]

24. Julia is up there with the best; man, woman or group. Amazing always. Good grief.

[yellow dahlia]

66. You beat me to it, jill.

[Walleye]

82. There was dancing in the streets in my town when he was defeated in 2020

[beveeheart]

4. I hope I live long enough to celebrate

his passing. I'm 82 yrs old now.

[synni]

8. If you can make it to 83, you're golden

[twodogsbarking]

12. Be kind. Makes you live longer and die in peace. Best to you.

[barbtries]

16. I'm 70

and hoping to outlive the fuck.

[Walleye]

81. 76 here 77 in February I hope I make it

[llmart]

84. Same here.

I'm in very good health and fit (unlike him), so odds are we will both outlive the Orange Scourge.

[calimary]

97. I'm 72 and eager to see how big a blow the '26 midterms will deliver.

I hope I live to see more Democrats in charge in the years to come.

[barbtries]

98. oh me too.

it seems the oligarchs and christofascists may have underestimated the power of the people. Their greed and indifference to the people will hopefully see them trounced.

I do wish there was a way to stop the bleeding in the meantime.

[Jilly_in_VA]

40. So am I

but I'm younger than he is!

[Bohunk68]

75. Same here.

I have a bottle of '84 homemade elderberry wine. Ready and waiting.

[rsdsharp]

5. One should not live their life in such a way that, upon one's death,

church bells will ring, and people will dance in the streets world wide.

[fujiyamasan]

6. I remember that quote after he lost in 2000

[SergeStorms]

33. I'm not living my life waiting for his death.....

but I'll rejoice when it happens.
It's akin to buying a lottery ticket: I'm not living my life expecting to win, but if it should happen.......yeah, I'm getting plastered. The odds of him dying are infinitely better than me winning the lottery, though. In fact, it's a sure thing. 😁

[mercuryblues]

7. Not true

They heard of Agrabah; Wakanda; and El Dorado.

[TNNurse]

9. Some want him to just drop dead.

I want him to suffer. Suffer defeat, suffer actual humiliation, suffer abandonment and also pain.

[Javaman]

52. I think you're being kind

I want him to stroke out and be completely mute and incapacitated. With everything going on around him and not be able to tweet or utter one single asinine word.

It would drive him absolutely more insane

[Dr. T]

54. A living death. Awesome.

May he suffer in this life because there might not be a next life.

[pansypoo53219]

67. so true. wait til after 2026 election + the hell no too fast.

[electric_blue68]

69. While I agree, he's caused So Much pain; at This point I'll take Either!

[twodogsbarking]

10. Make him say more. Ask him, again and again and again and ..................._______________

[Emile]

13. I went to Shelton Fireworks and bought up

for the celebration.

[0rganism]

14. "In my country the funeral games last for 12 days"

"It is the same in my country"

&t=335s

[KS Toronado]

17. He'll never get buried anywhere except maybe at sea

No cemetery wants a huuuuuge monument that they have to clean piss and shit off of every day.

[state of stupid]

26. Ya know, I was thinking something along the same lines earlier today.

The only difference was it was not a burial at sea. It was more a scientific expedition to shark
infested waters for a feeding study and as they throw his sorry ass over the side of the boat he
gets a well-deserved 21 hand middle finger salute and so long "chum" from the crew.

[sdfernando]

29. Well I think for the most part

sharks feed on live animals not dead.....but they also love fat....so there is that.

[KS Toronado]

35. Only 21 sailors on that Navy ship?

[state of stupid]

46. Why would we need the Navy? He does not deserve military honors.

I was thinking a small research vessel with sailors and scientists. All we need is enough of a crew
to supply 21 hands for the salute whether it be a single hand salute or possibly in some cases a two
hand salute. Sadly, SergeStorms is most likely going to be correct. When Ivana died, I wondered what
kind of asshole buries somebody on a golf course, so I did some digging and found this...
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-family-grave-mausoleum-bedminster-new-jersey-golf-course-2022-7

[SergeStorms]

34. He'll be buried in his golf course, the same as Ivana.

For tax purposes, you see. A conman right up to the very last second.

[Bohunk68]

76. There will be a concession stand to sell bottled water.

Anything to make another dollar.

[SergeStorms]

105. I'd probably buy a bottle or two....

just for "ammunition," because there's no way I'd be able to hold a full bladder of urine for the hours I'd be waiting for my turn to relieve myself on his grave. The lines will be YUGE, the longest lines ever recorded to whiz on anyone's grave. 😉

[ihaveaquestion]

18. It will be a time to dance!

Singer's youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@AliahSheffield

[Marie Marie]

19. I expect a volcano from Mother Earth breathing a huge sigh of relief.

[lastlib]

23. OTOH, she could be saying.....

"I give you EVERYTHING, and you give me THIS????!? WTAF!?!!"

[BidenRocks]

20. Sell tickets to piss on

His open grave!

[SergeStorms]

37. So a 2nd mortgage on the house then?

How many tickets can I get? It better not be one per person. I want to stuff the ballot box just like he and Putin did.

[Orrex]

21. I'll have to come up with a new daily list to post.

Hmm...

[Wicked Blue]

31. Has he crawled out of his grave yet?

[SergeStorms]

38. Hopefully the MAGAt "movement" dies with him.

If it doesn't, you're still in business. 😉

[Wicked Blue]

39. it will only die if someone pulls the plug on Fux News

and puts a stop to their mind-destroying nonstop propaganda.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

62. There will be an endless trove of...

...has hell punished him for X yet?

And the three hopeful punishments for whatever X was.

I'm really looking forward to it....

[Bev54]

22. I know I will be celebrating here in Canada, with most of my neighbours.

[LilElf70]

25. IT WILL BE......

[Wicked Blue]

27. Where does the conga line start?

[Miles Archer]

30. NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I want a Conga Line, sure...but on each side of it I want a full row of Carmen Miranda-ish dancers with huge hats made out of fresh fruit. THEY will be dancing on BOTH sides of the Conga line. I'm sorry, that's just the way it's gotta be.

[redstatebluegirl]

32. I want some of the best drag queens dressed as Carmen Miranda.

[ShazamIam]

36. Ok, great idea, I'm adding 3 bottles of champagne to my grocery list. nt

[Marcuse]

41. !

[niyad]

47. Please do not include those who practice the Craft of the Wise with

the traitorous monster.

[Marcuse]

49. The clip from this great political allegory begins with Glenda the Good of the North. In real life we all make choices

[

but do MAGA Wiccans really exist?
link:https://www.digitaltrends.com/social-media/conservative-pro-trump-witches-are-flocking-to-facebook/|

[mwb970]

43. How wonderful it will be!

It's the first thing I think of and check for every morning. No luck so far, but it's coming! Maybe tomorrow.

[Rob H.]

44. Living your life in such a way that people worldwide don't greet the news of your demise with celebrations

is the lowest of low bars, and Orange Foolius can't even come anywhere close to clearing it.

[Figarosmom]

45. Thats for sure

The streets will be full of celebrations.

And the only ones at his funeral will be inbred MAGAs and those who have to be there.

[llmart]

85. Can't wait for the rest of the Trump family to witness all this.

Except for the niece who already hates him and will probably host a celebration, I want the money grubbing Ivanka, Melania Don Jr. and Eric the coke head to see just how hated they all are. Maybe Jared will think twice about his part in all this, but I doubt it.

[Figarosmom]

90. They wont even notice...

They will bury him and sell off all his gaudy golf resorts and move to Saudi Arabia.

[llmart]

92. That would be fine by me.

The country would be better off without the whole lot of them.

[quakerboy]

50. now, be fair

Theres a good chance Russia will have a big sad.

[Miles Archer]

53. Given the fact that Vance was "groomed" by Thiel, I think the Trump asset can be readily replaced

The only regret Russia might have over Trump is that he's probably the single most ignorant asshole they've ever enlisted.

I think Vance would be just as susceptible to Putin's "charm" (false flattery, ego boosting).

[electric_blue68]

70. But Vance has nowhere the following drumphf has.

[Jvp]

88. But Vance has already shown contempt for the rules.

[quakerboy]

94. I doubt it

I think vance actually has an ideology. Also hes young enough to want to have a future. And he doesn't have the following to order terrorist attacks on individuals and the capital.

China will likely also mourn trump. They appreciate a corrupt westerner who is easy to manipulate. And the current leadership of Israel. Left or right, they will likely never again have the full access and cooperation that they have with trump.

[Miles Archer]

95. I hope his "You're not a REAL woman unless you're makin' babies" ideology brings out female voters in DROVES.

The only reason I wouldn't want to see this dork completely pushed to the margins is that Don Jr's been vocal about wanting a shot at 2028. Thinks he's earned it and is the rightful heir to the MAGAt throne.

The MAGAts will go into deep mourning when Rapin' Grampy is no longer building ballrooms, but they'll get over it a lot faster if there's a Trump waiting in the wings.

Although, you never can tell. They could turn on him for trying to fill daddy's felonious shoes.

[quakerboy]

96. He aint his daddy

He lacks the charisma. Vance as well.

Im much more concerned with whether voting will be allowed than i am with how folks will vote, myself

[Joinfortmill]

51. Amen. Can't happen soon enough.

[cstanleytech]

57. I'm thinking about buying a fresh American flag raise up fully.

[William Seger]

60. I plan to play celebratory bells loops through a loud PA on the deck, until the cops come (nt)

[Greybnk48]

61. You know the scene in A Christmas Carol, the musical with Albert Finney?

The musical number when the entire city comes out and is singing "Thank You Very Much!"? Scrooge's death is "the nicest thing he's ever done for me!" I will be singing that song for days when it finally happens!

I'm 77, so I'm determined to outlive the S.O.B.!

[Miles Archer]

63. I've seen that film many times, but not for a few years, and yes...

...Trump is "making jokes" about Don Jr. not wanting to go to his "memorial," but that's a pretty apt scene in the context of Trump.

Here we are, 10 days from Christmas, and I'm already sick to my stomach over what kind of "Christmas Message" Trump will squirt out.

I think an accurate summary of year 1 of term 2 is "Like term 1, but a lot worse."

And I do feel that he's gotten incrementally worse over the course of 2025, and will continue to do so for as long as he slithers among us.

So I'd say that in addition to "relief," what many of us will be feeling on that day is a profound sense of gratitude that it's over.

[angrychair]

64. Now I'm not saying you should

But I wouldn't be surprised if someone took a dump on his grave while the dirt was still fresh and covered it up so it would stay on top of his grave forever (at least in memory ) I completely understand why they would do that.

[electric_blue68]

68. Just saw this. Haven't read anything yet but first couple of paragraphs; but This...

"I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens," posted popular Bluesky user Micah.".

OMG!

TRUTH!

[electric_blue68]

71. 🤔 I'm thinking the Cheering will be So Intense it'll Register on the Richter Scale!

[Callie1979]

73. The line to piss on that grave will be miles long.

I imagine the family will bury him on their property because of that.

[Buckeyeblue]

77. He'll be dead forever but the reality is that his stentch will linger for years

It'll take us time to fix all the damage he has done.

[rampartd]

78. maybe a tornado will drop a house on his head

but that would not damage anything vital.

so my preferences are now

1. shark, or maybe a submerged battery
2. submerged magnets, or maybe a magnetic imaging machine
3. peruvian vipers.
4. standing too close to a kremlin window
5. stabbed repeatedly by drug addled son
6. oh hell, i don't care how it happens, just make it quick for gods sake.

[Woodwizard]

79. At one of our art shows

Another vendor I know who is 79 and a Vietnam veteran, said to me I hope I live long enough to piss on his grave.

[Martin68]

80. Sign me up to dance on this grave!

[rambler_american]

89. Oh I cannot wait!

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[Betty Boom]

93. He gets away with everything. I don't want that to be true of his death.

He never ever suffers the consequences of his actions. Never in his entire life. And so I find myself thinking the unthinkable, because I do not think of myself as a bloodthirsty person. But I honestly want him to suffer greatly. I want his death to be long and slow and painful, and I want him to feel the contempt and abandonment he deserves on his deathbed. Because all these people who kiss his ass now, or stay silent because they fear him — None of them will be there in the end. I’d wager that even his children and his wife, once they know he’s too ill to change his will? They will ghost him too. And as my favorite meme of recent times says, I hope one of the last things he hears is his nurse whispering in his ear “Quiet, Piggy” as she squirts his morphine onto the floor.

[dalton99a]

106. +1

[misanthrope]

108. I would rather he were pinned under a heavy object in the desert

and slowly consumed by insects.

[kairos12]

100. When AZ was called for Biden in 2020 my late wife and I took a

photo of us flipping off an image of Chump. It remains one of my favorite photos of our 40 year marriage.

I will do it for both of us in the future.

[doc03]

102. I picture his funeral procession going down Pennsylvania Avenue and crowds mooning

him as he passes.

[Jspur]

104. I'm definitly going to waste a thousand dollars at a strip club

the moment he croaks and party for the whole entire night. I despise him that much that it's going to be pure nirvana mentally for me the whole entire night he's gone.

[misanthrope]

107. I'm in Alabama. It will be widespread mourning here.

They will likely make his birthday a state holiday alongside Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee.

[Heftylefty]

110. When it happens... he'll get the parade he deserves

We'll line the route, and dance in the streets! His grave site will have to be kept secret to avoid public urination. The lines about "tortured and struggling, passed away due to (sic) the anger caused by his TDS" should be used in his own obituary.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

111. What everyone wants for Christmas

Link to tweet

I'll say it: the only thing I want for Christmas is the opportunity to read what THIS childfucker's death was due to sooner rather than later.

— Shaxbert 🔞 (@shaxbert.bsky.social) 2025-12-15T18:11:38.466Z

: What do I want for Christmas?

For everyone in and associated with the incoming second Trump administration to suffer catastrophic aneurisms.

That includes all donors, lawyers, campaign advisers, and members of the press, too.

Take care of it all in one.

— The Disaster Autist (@disaster-autist.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T19:20:43.720Z