I Picture Trump Standing Outside The Pearly Gate Of Heaven Pleading With St. Peter To Let Him In.....

[global1]

with all his money by his side saying you can have all of it if you let me in.

St.Peter just tells Tr**p his money is no good here in heaven and banishes him to the place down below to face accountability for his dreadful, selfish and criminal life!!!!

[Irish_Dem]

1. The devil will take all his money and kick him out saying hell is too good for you bastard.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. He knows, as do the vast majority of shitbags, that there is no afterlife and therefore no punishment in it!

[SheltieLover]

4. He hopes there isn't.

[Ocelot II]

3. Satan offered Jesus dominion over the whole world if he'd submit to and worship him.

And Jesus told Satan to fuck right off. Trump would have taken that deal in an instant - and maybe he did. But Satan will want his payoff, and probably soon.

I'm not really religious but I like the analogy.

[Blue Owl]

5. and St. Pete be like.....