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global1

(26,352 posts) Mon Dec 15, 2025, 04:35 PM Monday

I Picture Trump Standing Outside The Pearly Gate Of Heaven Pleading With St. Peter To Let Him In.....

with all his money by his side saying you can have all of it if you let me in.

St.Peter just tells Tr**p his money is no good here in heaven and banishes him to the place down below to face accountability for his dreadful, selfish and criminal life!!!!

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I Picture Trump Standing Outside The Pearly Gate Of Heaven Pleading With St. Peter To Let Him In..... (Original Post) global1 Monday OP

The devil will take all his money and kick him out saying hell is too good for you bastard. Irish_Dem Monday #1

He knows, as do the vast majority of shitbags, that there is no afterlife and therefore no punishment in it! Floyd R. Turbo Monday #2

He hopes there isn't. SheltieLover Monday #4

Satan offered Jesus dominion over the whole world if he'd submit to and worship him. Ocelot II Monday #3

and St. Pete be like..... Blue Owl Monday #5

Irish_Dem

(79,266 posts)

1. The devil will take all his money and kick him out saying hell is too good for you bastard.

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Mon Dec 15, 2025, 04:38 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,169 posts)

2. He knows, as do the vast majority of shitbags, that there is no afterlife and therefore no punishment in it!

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 04:39 PM

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SheltieLover

(76,056 posts)

4. He hopes there isn't.

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Mon Dec 15, 2025, 04:44 PM

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Ocelot II

(128,785 posts)

3. Satan offered Jesus dominion over the whole world if he'd submit to and worship him.

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 04:43 PM

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And Jesus told Satan to fuck right off. Trump would have taken that deal in an instant - and maybe he did. But Satan will want his payoff, and probably soon.

I'm not really religious but I like the analogy.

Blue Owl

(58,108 posts)

5. and St. Pete be like.....

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 05:23 PM

Monday

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