Donald Trump wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

I for one whole heartedly support this,

How does next Monday work for everyone?

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Posted by a longtime friend of mine on Facebook

[sop]

1. Bury him out back by the maintenance sheds in an unmarked grave...The Tomb of the Unknown President.

[lastlib]

26. In a septic tank!

Sealed with cement.

[Mercurian]

146. Under a 3' steel lid

A hundred feet down, solid concrete, inside a septic tank also filled with concrete. No marker, no memorial, but a public urinal would be appropriate.

[lastlib]

147. I'd go with depleted uranium over steel.....

Almost indestructible; why it's used for tank armor. The rest of your post is spot on.


PS Glad you're aboard!

[MIButterfly]

162. Why pollute a septic tank with the likes of him?

[lastlib]

165. Well, it's not much different than the usual stuff that goes in it.....

And if you seal them up well, they're impervious to leakage--that's the selling point. Case it in depleted uranium, and nothing gets in, either. Short of a nuclear-waste dump, I can't think of a better place for that rotting carcass.

[patphil]

32. Yeah, that sounds about right to me.

[DBoon]

37. with a wooden stake through the heart

so he never comes back to terrorize people

[Bengus81]

43. Yep...out of sight,out of mind

[sop]

53. Just like he buried Ivana...

'Are These Real 2023 Photos of Ivana Trump's Burial Site at Trump Golf Course?'

"The images stemmed from The Daily Mail, which reported on Aug. 12, 2023, that 'Ivana Trump's cordoned-off grave' was 'barely visible in [a] completely overgrown area of Trump's 506-acre Bedminster New Jersey golf course.' According to the Mail, the photos were taken the previous weekend, when the golf course hosted The 2023 LIV Golf Invitational Bedminster. Snopes found no reason to doubt the image's authenticity."

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ivana-trump-grave-weeds/

[Eddie18]

106. He should be buried next to Jimmy Hoffa

But cremation a la the burning fires of hell would be more appropriate. I would bury Steven Miller at Aushchwitz

[OAITW r.2.0]

52. Wow, Tomb of the Unknown President.

Unknow, because covered up.

[Initech]

163. We should call it "Tomb Of The [REDACTED] President"

After how he bungled the release of the Epstein files!

[MarineCombatEngineer]

2. Oh hell no!!

I don't want that POS anywhere near our fallen heroes with his putrid smell.

I couldn't care less where he's buried, burned, interred, as long as it's not Arlington National Cemetery.

[popsdenver]

20. Agreed

It would be an incredible injustice To bury him in Arlington National Cemetery.

He was a multi-draft dodger, loathes the Military as all Suckers and Losers, and continually screws over our soldiers and sailors as often as he can........

All others in Arlington are there for their fighting for Democracy, hundreds of thousands of them, and allowing him to be there would be the greatest travesty of all time.....

[Deuxcents]

21. i am 100% in agreement. Not any where near Arlington Cemetery

[joho260]

143. Landfill?

Does Arlington have a landfill? President Donald J. Trump Memorial Landfill

[rsdsharp]

31. I agree, but he, and all former presidents, are eligible for burial at Arlington regardless of whether they served.

There have been attempts since 2020 to limit burial — including former commanders-in-chief — to those who served in the military. To date, those efforts have failed.

[TomSlick]

115. According to 32 CFR 553(a)(6)(i) a president is eligible for burial at Arlington only if a veteran.

§553.12 Eligibility for interment in Arlington National Cemetery
Only those who qualify as a primarily eligible person or a derivatively eligible person are eligible for interment in Arlington National Cemetery. . . .
(a) Primarily eligible persons. The following are primarily eligible persons for purposes of interment:
. . .
(6) Any veteran who served on active duty (other than active duty for training) and who held any of the following positions: (i) President or Vice President of the United States. . . .

Derivatively eligible persons are spouses and limited close relatives, to be buried in the same grave space.

ADDED ON EDIT: Why would Trump want to be buried in a cemetery full of people he thinks were suckers and losers?

[rsdsharp]

116. I stand corrected. Thank you.

[TomSlick]

117. Thank you for causing me to look it up.

[Historic NY]

139. What does it say about convicted felons?

[Ol Janx Spirit]

149. Like those silly rules would stop him and Republicans from doing it. It's almost comical...

...that we even look up the rules anymore.

But maybe we should encourage it. Hear me out:

Letting him be buried at Arlington means he isn't in some private cemetery or mausoleum where he has control over what happens.

Once Dems are back in control we can exhume him out of Arlington and, well, I think you know the rest....

[TomSlick]

159. If he dies tomorrow (may it please God), Vance would order him buried in Arlington, federal regulations be damned.

If he survives his term (may God forbid), a Democratic president not allow him to be buried at Arlington. If Vance or some other Republican president order Trump buried at Arlington, later exhumation seems unlikely. The public would not support disturbing his grave. I pity the poor security guards that would need to be on duty to prevent the frequent christening of Trump's grave.

I remain unconvinced Trump really wants to be buried at Arlington. First, the place isn't all about Trump, he surely could not get away with renaming in Trump National Cemetery in Arlington. Second, the place is full of people Trump thinks were suckers and losers.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

160. I agree with all of that except for the public not supporting disturbing his grave.

If things keep going the way they are, the public--including much of the MAGAverse--will be more than happy to see it unceremoniously removed to a landfill somewhere.

In 2.0 his grotesqueness is on full display and only getting worse. It's hard to imagine things getting better for him from here...

[BOSSHOG]

44. I think a small headstone over a shallow grave in Somalia

[lastlib]

125. A Shithead in a "shithole"......

...surrounded by brown people.......

[rampartd]

45. burial at sea

i'd never eat another crab.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

76. Burial at sea?

I'm all for that, they can drop him in the ocean where they dropped Osama Bin Laden, you know, birds of a feather and all that, although, I would imagine that would be classified as a toxic waste dump.

[catchnrelease]

151. Chum the waters first

Let there be a swarm of sharks waiting for his bloated corpse!

[dedl67]

63. Totally agree. My grandfather is buried there. Fought in WW1. served as JAG in WW2

Don't let that POS anywhere close to Arlington National Cemetery or any other military cemetery.

[lame54]

3. Make a deal with him...

Yes, if he does it by Christmas

[dalton99a]

4. No. Maybe Arlington landfill

[SheltieLover]

5. Perfect!

[MarineCombatEngineer]

7. That would definitely suffice, the putrid smell of Flim Flam Man would be covered up by the smell of rotting

garbage, or maybe not.

[malaise]

10. How would you know the difference?

😂

[PJMcK]

11. Best laugh of the afternoon! (n/t)

[MarineCombatEngineer]

13. Good question, one which I have no answer to other than the smell of rotting garbage

would be better than rotting smell of the Flim Flam Man.

[meadowlander]

15. Get Giuliani on that booking right away!

[COL Mustard]

150. HEY!!!

Some of us LIVE HERE!!! I don't want him buried in my backyard. Dump him at Bedminster or Mar a Lago, but not here!!!

[Chasstev365]

6. LMAO!

[Traildogbob]

8. Dump him where

Seals dropped Ole Benny Laden in the ocean, To prevent a toxic waste site with all the piss and shit that will be dumped on his dead corpse.
Keep him the fuck outta Arlington. Toss his dead ass on top of his ex on hole 18. His billionaires can Get on knees to kiss that rotting ass.

[Lonestarblue]

9. Bury him next to Ivana and let the grass obliterate the site.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

14. But would the grass survive his rotting corpse?

[Volaris]

18. It wont survive all the piss.

[popsdenver]

35. Just

another "Love Canal"

[Dulcinea]

121. Maybe he should be buried at the real Love Canal.

Or Chernobyl.

[Iggo]

68. It would grow greener than ever at first...

…from all the bullshit.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

74. Best answer yet.

You win the DU prize, what it is beats the hell out of me, but you do win it.

[kerouac2]

12. Getting his house in order...

Hmmm. Plaques at portraits, adding name to buildings, burial location...

[Pesky1]

16. What's wrong with Four Seasons Garden Supply? Over by the fertilizer.

With one of his WH type plaques listing his complete universe of failures. BTW...definitely charge admission for any "grave side" activities.

[flvegan]

17. The amount of urine and feces that his grave will accumulate

over the months after his burial will pollute the groundwater for decades.

[Arazi]

29. Are you allowed to do that on graves at Arlington?

I wonder if that’s why he’s choosing that place - if it’s prohibited, he’ll get a 24 hour guard at his gravesite to prevent that.

He’d consider that a “win”

[Envirogal]

50. He should be buried inside the public restrooms there.

I was also exactly thinking that it will be harder to desecrate on his grave at Arlington and he is worried about stuff like that. Too bad he doesn’t worry about being a better human while he was alive so that wouldn’t be a concern.

Personally, I think he should be buried at the “family plot” at his New Jersey golf course. Then we can also dig up Ivanka’s grave to see what is actually in there.

[flvegan]

73. Life finds a way. n/t

[popsdenver]

33. Rumor has it

that he already has a burial lot in some cemetery.............The 100 acres around the 3 x 8 grassed area is already being prepared for his being "planted"..........The entire 100 acres is wall to wall Flat work Cement. It is reported that every two feet, in every direction, has a surface area drain. Those area drains are all piped to sewage treatment plant on the outskirts of his burial location......

I can only imagine that NewYork City was consulted about handling a phenomenal amount of waste water. They certainly gained knowledge when they observed the load on their system, about six minutes after the final episode of MASH......

[IdiotsforPalin]

19. The fucker

Should be buried in a garbage scale in New Jersey

[mackdaddy]

22. Maybe they could build a new Trump Memorial Toilet.

Put his carcass under the urinals.

Probably be a line to piss on the SOB.

[MLAA]

23. I didn't know they had a bonespurs section.

[ananda]

24. I was hoping he'd share Ivana's grave on the golf course.

But anywhere is fine with me as long
as he's fucking gone!

[Trueblue1968]

25. Dump his body in the ocean so sharks can gobble him.

[DBoon]

41. there are international treaties forbidding disposal of toxic waste in the ocean

*we* are supposed to abide by these treaties, even if DT never does

[MustLoveBeagles]

54. That would be shark abuse

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. Is there a section for draft-dodgers?

[no_hypocrisy]

28. Is he demanding that he replace JFK at Arlington?

[William Seger]

38. Probably, but I think he will demand a much bigger Eternal Gaslight (nt)

[chicoescuela]

148. Exactly. A flame like no one has ever seen before.

[chouchou]

30. The Mariana Trench?

It is the deepest oceanic trench on Earth. 36,037 ft. He can brag and lie all he wants...if possible.

[William Seger]

34. Isn't that where he wants his Arc duh #rump, too? He's building his own monument.

If neither the courts nor Congress prevent this, it's time for more No Kings demonstrations!

[Vinca]

36. They could create a whole new area for him: The Bone Spur Section.

[William Seger]

42. Just a corner of the Cowards Section will do

[evolves]

39. Why wait until Monday?

[Bluestocking]

40. I don't care where he is buried since

it will mean he is dead.

[Conjuay]

46. Lemme git ma shovel!

[Grim Chieftain]

47. Wow! He wants to be buried with the "suckers and losers"?

That evil pig isn't fit to be anywhere near that hallowed, sacred ground.

[mucholderthandirt]

48. If he gets buried there I'm going to dig him up and put him in a dumpster where he'll end up somewhere he won't be found

No way is that bastard going to defile our military further by putting his fat ass in Arlington. No fucking way. I'll go to prison forever, but I'll not let that stand.

[onenote]

49. Link?

I haven't seen him express a desire for burial at Arlington. It wouldn't surprise me, but I prefer to have some substantiation before I share this.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

60. I think it's a joke

But Trump is often so arrogant that one could imagine him making such a request.

[Jilly_in_VA]

55. Isn't that reserved for the military

In which case he can't be.

[Autumn]

85. All presidents are allowed to be buried there.

[flashman13]

56. He has desecrated everything else, but that would be to far. That would be an insult to every member of the military

that has served since Lexington and Concord. NO!

Plant him behind the mini golf down by the Holiday Inn.

[IronLionZion]

57. Quick before he changes his mind

[Dave Bowman]

58. Burry him in a toxic dump where he belongs.

[TBF]

59. I'm available tomorrow - we can't take the chance that he'll change his mind. nt

[Evolve Dammit]

61. Is this a joke?

[onenote]

89. Apparently so. Although it seems most posters think it's true

[BootinUp]

62. Cremation would be best. Nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

124. ASAP

[Warpy]

64. Only if they do it tomorrow.

I mean really, Fatso, having fake bone spurs and catching a bunch of STDs because you were sexually slumming don't count as military service.

[Tree Lady]

65. He is afraid of all the pee and feces

If buried anywhere else. He knows that military will be there.

Personally they should have zero military anywhere near grave. The people deserve justice they won't get in his lifetime.

[Skittles]

66. FUCK THAT

no way should Cadet Bonespurs be allowed anywhere NEAR Arlington National Cemetery, alive or dead.....NOPE

[Iggo]

67. Fine. As long as it's today.

[Ohioboy]

69. Arlington Landscaping

In their dumpster out back...

[Mira]

70. I will wear a long dress, no underwear

No matter what the weather, I'm prepared to stand in the long line, hydrating all the way, and wait my turn to piss on the grave.

[not fooled]

71. Russia

putin should give him a hero's burial and a massive monument, for all krasnov has done to destroy the USA and help ruzzia.

[Norrrm]

72. Surely they have a latrine with floor space - for a simulated great and very brave soldier

[Cha]

75. I like the "BURIED" Part... that Fucking

Demented MF.

[moonshinegnomie]

77. dig a hole thru the floor in the mens room and dump his body there

technically he will be buried in the cemetery.

[returnee]

78. What?!!!

Another defilement of public property? No way!

[dem4decades]

79. A nice plot, a golden toilet, The Eternal Flush.

[Xipe Totec]

80. In Arlington, Florida? nt

[2na fisherman]

81. Guards On His Grave

Wherever he is buried, he probably will have guards posted to stop folks from desecrating it in various ways. But what if some of the guards decide it's time for a bathroom break? I think there will be so many people who want to do something like this so an admission fee could be charged to do it and then use those funds to fix some of the damage he caused.

[oldtime dfl_er]

82. Funny, but 1000x NO

My uncle is a war hero and is buried at Arlington. JFK is buried at Arlington. RFK and Jackie are buried at Arlington. Thousands of actual PATRIOTS are buried at Arlington. You know who isn't? Benedict Arnold.

[markodochartaigh]

83. I guess that he heard that it was

Robert E Lee's old plantation.

[RoadRunner]

84. Did he say when?

Asking for a friend

[eppur_se_muova]

86. Wherever he's buried, make sure it opens up into a PortaPotty. (Regretfully I forget who I stole that from !) nt

[Diraven]

87. I'm surprised he hasn't ordered a monument yet

Probably bulldozing over a few thousand soldiers' graves to make room for some marble and gold monstrosity.

[MerryBlooms]

88. No! Golf course in Saudi Arabia or Russia.

[John1956PA]

90. And he will want an Arc de Triomphe towering above.

[Martin Eden]

91. Wherever he's buried, I want to visit his grave

...with a full bladder.

[surfered]

92. No draft dodgers at Arlington

[Beck23]

93. Is there a section for draft dodgers?

[IdiotsforPalin]

94. You should be buried

In the east river in New York With shackles on his feet

[cab67]

95. And I want to pitch for the Red Sox.

Same likelihood.

[thomski64]

96. Yes, dig a hole push him, back fill it

Then after he suffocates, dig him up, and plant him at his golf course next to whichever wife that was...

[Buddyzbuddy]

97. Quick! Grab some shovels!

[Aviation Pro]

98. Fuck you, no

You fucking draft dodger.

[swong19104]

99. We should inter his body

right next to Ivana’s. And when Marla and Melania kick the bucket, they, too, can be stuck there as well. Same goes for the kids.

[cab67]

100. I say mount his skeleton in the National Museum of Natural History.

[Aussie105]

101. Arlington?

Is there a special section for failed Presidents?

A basic grave, no name, inscription on the plain tombstone reads: "Oops, America, you did a Boo-Boo!"

[Buddyzbuddy]

102. Let's just get'em buried then we dig him up

and talk about all of the wonderful plans we have.

[G2theD]

103. In the golf course beside Melanoma.

[G2theD]

104. At least somewhere open to the public to use as a urinal.

[Orrex]

105. Sure! Let's do it right now, in fact.

No time like the present.

[jmowreader]

107. I don't think they have unmarked graves at Arlington

They're going to have to do this to keep his grave from being defiled any more than it is by him being in it.

Given that, if Trump wants to be buried at Arlington I have no issue with that. They can cremate his fetid corpse, then when the fire finally goes out they can dump his ashes into a toilet and push the flush lever. LOTS of toilets there to do that with.

[DFW]

108. My parents are both buried there.

A greater insult to their memory, I cannot imagine.

[debsy]

109. Fuck Donald Trump, the creepy pedo buddy!

[aggiesal]

110. Don't you mean the Mierda47 Arlington National Cemetery? ...

Do I need to add the sarcasm thingee?

[QueerDuck]

111. Next to his dead wife in the weeds.

[niyad]

112. Definitely works for me.

[lostnfound]

113. It's a fair trade and potentially in service to the country nt

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

114. He's probably working on getting his birthday declared a national holiday.

If so, he's going to need to get it done before midterms.

I'm sure he is going to have Hegseth planning a parade "like no one has ever seen before."

[tavernier]

118. Great, can we do it tonight??????

[Jack Valentino]

119. Saturday would be better. That's tomorrow.

[Wednesdays]

120. Well, that tracks.

There's a legend that Henry the Eighth exploded in his casket, because of the buildup of gas in his gut while he started decomposing.

With The Felon, such an explosion would resemble that of a tactical nuke.

[KewlKat]

122. I don't suppose Arlington has a section for traitors?

[B.See]

123. as Bond said to Q in Thunderball,

"...Now?"

[FakeNoose]

126. I'm sorry ... isn't Arlington reserved for war heroes and military combatants?

[cpamomfromtexas]

127. As a military widow I want to write the placque

Attached. I will mention his many failings and the bone spurs and how low his IQ was.

[olivia11]

128. dark humor

Dark humor aside, that is definitely a Facebook post designed to stir reactions. Some folks really lean into shock value these days.

[KS Toronado]

161. Welcome to DU !

[ChicagoTeamster]

129. Tell him if he acts now they'll throw in a big golden statue and free orange embalming

[Jarqui]

130. I'm good with it as long as I can piss on his grave ... nt

[the_liberal_grandpa]

131. I think we should Osama Bin Laden him

Dump is sorry ass in the ocean so there is no grave for the mental midgets that think hes the second coming to visit.

[FadedMullet]

141. Best suggestion yet.

[MadMike47]

132. I can't wait to throw some dogshit on his grave.

[usonian]

133. Something simpler.

Who goes there?

Maybe the holy relics can be distributed, with his signature image on each stone.

[maliaSmith]

134. Honoring Trump at Arlington.

That's great news. Now, when I visit the graves of people I loved and lost, I could spit or shit on his grave.

[Norbert]

135. All Gave Some, Some Gave All. All t***p did was take

his entire life. He has no business in or near Arlington National Cemetery.

[not a texan]

136. He wants someone to guard his grave for free, that is why Arlington works for him

He knows his grave will become the worlds largest outdoor toilet if the area is not guarded 254/7. He also knows that no one will pay for his grave to be attended to that level of security. He taught his kids to not respect their mother's grave so why should they respect his? I think he also likes the idea of one final rip off of the country on his way out.

[WhiteCheek69]

137. Draft Dodgers in Arlington

My father proudly served this country for 22 years and was granted the privilege of being interned at Arlington along with my mother who followed him around the world during his years of service. If this draft dodging felon is allowed to be buried in Arlington it will signal to the world that our country honors cheats and criminals more than it does the men and women that sacrificed so much with their service. His blatant disregard for our service members is shown by his appointment of whiskey Pete, his belief that his over privileged ass was above serving the country that allowed his grandfather from skirt military service in Germany, his nazi father to discriminate against minorities and accumulate his family's wealth of the backs working class New Yonkers. The only way he should be allowed to be interned at Arlington is being buried with his ass exposed so every visitor can kick it when they visit. I also believe his entire family should accompany him in the grave, alive or dead, when he finally shakes off his mortal coil, which should be extremely soon from his apparent health issues. I can't wait until he is fucking dead and is just a bad memory.

[timms139]

138. A city

dump would be sufficient for such trash .

[Emile]

140. Probably wants a gravestone next to JFK, with

his own perpetual flame burning at the head of the grave.

I don't think there is a Draft Dodgers section.

[Botany]

142. No that is an honor for a U.S. Military Veteran not for somebody who paid for a phony excuse from a doctor

to get out of Military service and later on disrespected Arlington National Cemetery by violating
its rules about pictures, videos, and how you are required to behave on those grounds.

But he is allowed to die ASAP and try to apply to be buried there.

[mercuryblues]

144. Which means Arlington will be renamed

To Trump Grand National Cemetery in Arlington, bring your own 9 iron,

[Blumancru]

145. I am in favor of this. They should build him a huge structure, the Tomb of The Unknown Chomo.

Didn’t he go to military school and say he felt like he had served? I guess that makes him eligible.

[BurnDoubt]

152. Traditional for Tyrants...

Hung upside-down from the lamp post in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue until the carrion-birds and flies are done with him.
Deterrent has been ineffective in this case, and should be reiterated up-and-down the chain of command.
SOMETHING must be done to prevent a recurrence of this calamity.
Wise people used to neutralize the bloodlines, but that would be extreme for anybody but them. (Left to their own devices, they will certainly get there.)
That is how "retribution" used to work, back when Barbarity was Great.

I wish him no physical atrocity.
In fact, I'm hoping nothing Untoward happens to him and he passes naturally, finally learning Humility and Empathy for the victims of his narcissistic deplorability.
OR...
Just To Go Away.
And leave us to what WAS once a Very Great Nation until he came along and turned it to shit.

(But, buried anywhere near actual American Heros?
No.
No.
NEVER.)

[JHB]

153. He should be buried at sea

Specifically, the Gulf of Mexico

[bluestarone]

154. Hell, i say just lay his worthless body on the ground someplace preferably

MARALAGO!! Let the insects take over.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

155. I dunno...

It would be a travesty to let him anywhere near Arlington. He’s the kind of guy I’d like to see disposed of in Bricktop’s pig yard* so there’d be no trace of him—though a large septic tank could work, too. No point giving the MAGAt faithful a place to rally around. The cult needs to be completely dismantled.

*(I’m referencing the old gem Snatch, assuming there’s someone who might need a clue… )

[Goonch]

156. ;-{)

[viva la]

157. I want him in his own golf course...next to his ex.

[VGNonly]

158. How about Epstein Island?

Or the Pine Barrens near a Roy Rogers, with the other Russian assets.

[MineralMan]

164. There are tons of Arlingtons in the USA and elsewhere.

Many of them have cemeteries. Let's pick one and send him there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlington