Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stabbed in the brain while using the presidential garderobe?

Froze to death while lost in a hedge maze?

Tracked his creator to the North Pole but drowned when he slipped off of an ice floe?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?


(early edition today; up late after an Xmas party and likely to sleep late in the morning!)

[Coldwater]

1. No, but Melania's Soon to be After-Action report

is most enlightening

[SheltieLover]

2. Sadly, not yet, but there is still time...

[Babajida]

3. First thought every morning

even before coffee.

[surfered]

12. Me too

[electric_blue68]

17. Anywhere between my first waking thought or soon after....

Like 🤔 "...Hmmm, I don't hear cheering, or massive car honking...
...Damn, he must still be alive..."
😑😑😬

[Grim Chieftain]

4. Still time for a Christmas miracle

[struggle4progress]

5. I say he's dead to me

[hlthe2b]

6. Suffered fatal brain infarct with the stress of recalling all the animals he (wrongly) named to the crowd in NC...

(in yet another telling of his (failed) cognitive tests after falling asleep onstage midsentence... )




'Guess this pic taped to the bathroom wall next to his "golden" throne, just wasn't enough... He scored a zero....

[surfered]

13. He always says Camel.

[SocialDemocrat61]

7. Went to see the new sign on the Kennedy center

But the T fell off and impaled him.

[surfered]

14. That would be Karma

[Blumancru]

8. While speaking at a rally at The Villages, he spontaneously jumps into the mosh pit

There are not actually any people there and there is no mosh pit, but he believes his own crowd estimate of a billion zillion people. He lands on a golf car, fracturing his nulva.
A tornado picks up the Ballroom (aka throne room) and it lands on Mailorderia, leaving only her lower legs sticking out. Somehow in the confusion water is splashed on Krispy the Gnome and she melts.

[malaise]

9. No but

He will soon learn that DOJ does not spell dodge.
Impeachment #3 coming up.

[Bohunk68]

10. "DOJ does not spell dodge."

ooooo, I like that. So much in that short sentence.

[malaise]

11. Thanks

Then love the Elfstein files😀😀😀

[surfered]

15. It's brilliant!

[surfered]

16. Just remember, he's going on 80, obese, and has lived on a steady diet of fast food.

It’s only a matter of time.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. Awe, Piglet tapped in.