Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by Nigerian counterstrike?

Taken out by Venezuelan counterstrike?

Taken out by preemptive Mexican counterstrike?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[MiHale]

1. Vance got tired of waiting for his turn ...imagination need now...

[SheltieLover]

2. Hopefully, he just experienced his last very Merry Christmas

Choked on a huge roach at muerte-a-lardo Christmas Eve dinner?

[malaise]

3. No but

He’s so far gone that he’s now attacking himself😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220890359

🎄 🎄

[SheltieLover]

10. Slobby doth protest too much!

[surfered]

18. You beat me too it

[SheltieLover]

20. Makes me wonder whether his perpetually hidden tax returns

might reveal something... 🤔

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

7. Hold the vision...

[surfered]

19. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 Maybe today!

[SheltieLover]

22. Today would be excellent!

[twodogsbarking]

5. Piano wire, tight. Very tight.

Ice pick in the back of the neck.

[calimary]

6. Not Waiting for Godot.

Can’t t wait for him to GO!!!

[Omnipresent]

8. Unfortunately, he has a topnotch medical staff to give him the best medical care on the face of this planet.

They are trained to treat and save the president no matter how gigantic an asshole he is!

[SheltieLover]

9. At taxpayer expense, of course

[Omnipresent]

12. Exactly!

Asshole in chief probably has a committee of doctors, so no medical problem gets overlooked or downplayed.

[SheltieLover]

13. Easy to do with an unlimited budget of other people's money

[surfered]

21. Easy to get his daily cognitive test

[SheltieLover]

23. Continuing... results he wants

[LymphocyteLover]

29. in theory-- but he also only uses doctors that will lie and cover-up for him

so you have to wonder how good they are their "job".

[FarPoint]

11. I think this is my daily favorite thread.

It helps me to get thru another day of misery from the Minister of Chaos and Crimes...

[SheltieLover]

14. So many great possibilities every day and we only need one

...brought to us by St. Orrex, the living patron saint of perpetual optimism.

[FarPoint]

15. Absolutely!

[Aviation Pro]

16. Bored to death

When his consort is talking with his FIL in her native tongue at the Shit to Fat Xmas dinner.

[SheltieLover]

17. Yup. Ref #2 above

[hlthe2b]

24. "If they fail, then I just might engage in some ''cat scratch fever' transmission!"

"Bartonellosis or Toxoplasmosis for him; Pork tapeworm (neurocysticercosis) for RFK Jr. Maybe the animals and their natural parasites/bacteria will save the world!"

[surfered]

26. Did I steal this from you?

[SheltieLover]

27. Oh, gawd. I hope they've been vaxed!

[hlthe2b]

31. No, but that's great!

LOL

[surfered]

25. Canadians boxed him up on Boxing Day and returned him

[SheltieLover]

28. To Hades?

[surfered]

33. Few deserve it more

[SheltieLover]

35. I couldn't agree more!

And the irony if he were to arrive at Styx without a coin to pay his fare...

[Blumancru]

30. While attending a yuuuge folk concert at Kennedy Center

The crowd joins the musicians in a rousing finale, a rendition of Woody Guthrie’s “Old Man Trump”. Napoleon Bonaspurs flies into a rage. With no ketchup bottles around for him to throw, he expires from humiliation, which is his Kryptonite.

I came up with “Napoleon Bonaspurs”, but hereby license it for no fee to anyone who wishes to use it to humiliate and hasten the demise of Napoleon Bonaspurs.

[Grim Chieftain]

32. Well, I was hoping for a Christmas miracle

Don't tell me we're going to have to wait for the 4th of July!

[SheltieLover]

36. Well, we have New Years Day just around the corner

But any day soon would do!

[Grim Chieftain]

38. There is always hope!

[dalton99a]

34. He should hurry. There are only 5 more days to make the list of Famous Celebrities Who Died In 2025

[SheltieLover]

37. Good thought!

If only the Reaper would tempt him with a shiny object.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

39. All I wanted for Christmas was....

[BWdem4life]

40. Outlived my Christmas prediction

Now setting my sights on Tax Day.